Contraception equals euthanasia of sperms???

Obviously what we need to be spiritually at peace and not have rafts of squalling brats is a contraceptive that simply disarms the wicked murderous sperm, and lets them all swim happily together in harmony. I wonder if that guy in Singapore would be happy if we designed a little aquarium, with .... oh, never mind.

Kind of like sea monkeys?:D
 
Overheard conversation of sperms while protesting playboy cartoon

"So, did you send that letter to the doc?"

"You bet Littletail! Finally someone fighting for our side!"

"Those cartoons published about the great protien really jizz me off!"
 

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