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Amazing how these guys are quick to cherry pick and jump on one dubious interpretation that to them violates one law yet ignore that their beliefs er..violate every law.
 
It's not dubious at all, is the thing. It simply doesn't violate the second law. The sun and it's vast amount of energy make the earth a very open system, not a closed one. Terrible site.
 
Most entries I checked in Conservapedia are still very short to non-existent:

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Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins (March 26, 1941-) is a writer and atheist considered to be a great biologist by scientists.

He does not like Christianity, calling it a "mind-virus".[1] and is against the teaching of Creationism in schools.
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Sun

The sun is a star, a giant ball of flaming gas. It provides the Earth with light and heat. In Christian theology, God created the sun on the first day of Creation. [1]

References

1. ↑ Genesis 1
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Religion

Types of Religion

There is only one type of religion, Christianity. The others are frauds.

Sources of Religion

Christians used to look to the Bible for God's word, but now they have the Blog of the Gods, which relays His word directly in modern language people can understand. It is also less silly than the Bible.
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Christian

A follower of Christianity.
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Jesus Christ

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Everything Conservatives Know About Spain

Country located on the Iberian Penninsula. Borderd by the Alantic Ocean to the west and the Mediterranean on the east. Portuagal is located on the same penninsuala. Is the same country as was in the medieval times. And known for its famous explorers.

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Everything Conservatives Know About Catholics

The members of the Catholic church.

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Everything Conservatives Know About Peru

Country in western South America.

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Everything Conservatives Know About Iraq

A Middle-Eastern country, invaded in 2003 and currently occupied by a U.S.-led coalition.

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With that sort of detailed insight, it's hard to see how anything could have gone wrong.

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I detect the hand of a subtle prankster:

War Elephants

In The Ancient World

War elephants were important, although not widespread, weapons in ancient military history. Their main use was in charges, to trample the enemy and/or break their ranks, they were also used by the Diadochi to protect against cavalry attack. War elephants could be either male or female animals. Male elephants were generally larger and more physically powerful, but female elephants were generally considered to have a more violent disposition (particularly during their menstrual cycles) that made them well-suited to a battlefield role. The Carthaginian general Hannibal made devastating use of menstruating "Berserker Elephants" during the Second Punic War (218 - 202 BC).

In The Modern World

While the introduction of modern [[firearms], artillery, and tanks largely limited the elephant's usefulness on the battlefield, they are still employed in a variety of specialized combat roles in modern armies around the world. In 2003, Thailand contributed 260 specially trained elephants to Coalition Forces in the Iraq War for purposes of unexploded ordinance disposal and minefield clearing. Within two years, all of these animals were killed in theater. A memorial to these elephants, affectionately known as "Dumbo Team", was erected in Patong Beach, Thailand in 2006.

Crushing By Elephants

Crushing by elephant was for thousands of years a common method of execution used in parts of southeast Asia and India. Elephants employed in this manner were used to crush, dismember, or torture captives in public executions. It was not uncommon for the victims' families to be forced to wash the feet of the elephants after an execution.

The use of elephants to execute captives often attracted the horrified interest of European travellers, and was recorded in numerous contemporary journals and accounts of life in Asia. The practice was largely suppressed by the European empires that colonized the region in the 18th and 19th centuries, but recent reports confirm that Christian missionaries in Pakistan were crushed to death by elephants in this manner as recently as 1997.

Sources

http://www.dopa.go.th - Department of Provincial Administration, Ministry of Interior, Royal Thai Government

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That link is well worth following

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It's also interesting to have a look at their longest pages: a list can be found here.
 
"Pilgrims" Pilgrims were people (mostly puritans) in the 1600's that traveled to the American Colonies because of persecution in England. These settlers started the very first settlement in the American colonies, Jamestown." OK, that's it. If the middle-school level of writing wasn't bad enough - nothing against middle-schoolers, we all gotta learn sometimes - is it asking too much to get basic facts right?

Apparently whoever wrote this is younger than the Schoolhouse Rock generation.

"Rockin' and a-rollin', splishin' and a-splashan', over the horizon, what can it be?
The Pilgrams sailed the seas to find a place to call their own
On their ship, "Mayflower," they sought to find a better home
They finally landed at Plymouth Rock, and someone said 'We're there!'
This may not look like home but at this point, I don't care"
 
It's also interesting to have a look at their longest pages: a list can be found here.

Those are all goldmines. There's a whole set "World History lectures" that are amazing.

http://www.conservapedia.com/World_History_Lecture_One
When did mankind first begin? There is no reliable evidence of man existing before 3500 B.C.

Pay not attention to the bones, flit arrowheads, campfires, or cave paintings.

We can also extrapolate backwards from modern populations to estimate that only about 300 million people existed in the world at the time of Christ, and extrapolating backwards further yields only one family in the year 3300 B.C.

And if we extrapolate futher, we get no ancestors at all! Love to see their data, though.

Old trees never predate this time either; the oldest sequoias, which never die of old age, are only 4000 years old.

Rebuttal A and rebuttal B

History books speculate at length about “prehistory”, which predates writing. But there is no reliable evidence to support this speculation, and not worth spending time on. There is no reason to think that man existed for thousands of years without ever expressing himself in written form. But in case you are asked, historians describe the period of time known as “prehistory” as the “Stone Age.”

"Here, learn this in case you ever have to talk to sane people. It is important for you to pretend to believe in science, and to ignore the fact that if I had any evidence to support my position, I would publish an article revolutionizing our understanding of history, rather than indoctrinating you in this fashion."

P.S. Ggantija, moron.

P.P.S. Knap oh Howar, too. Of course, that's all based on evil carbon dating.

The rest of it focuses so much on Biblical quotations, it's staggering. The author, Andy Schlafly, is a tutor for home schoolers. Sad. I found a You Tube video where he talks about the HPV vaccine, but my sound's not working. Is it as terribly misinformed as his history lectures?
 
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The sun is a star, a giant ball of flaming gas. It provides the Earth with light and heat. In Christian theology, God created the sun on the first day of Creation. [1]

References

1. ↑ Genesis 1

Those dummies can't even get their own religion correct. The Sun wasn't created until Gen 1:16 which occurs during the fourth day. You can't get much more pathetic than having an atheist correct your own knowledge of your own holy book.
 
And if we extrapolate futher, we get no ancestors at all! Love to see their data, though.

The problem with that extrapolation (and I'd love to see the math for it) is that it doesn't seem to take into account that the Flood killed everyone off except for 8 people right in the middle of the time they're referring to.

The more common backwards extrapolation I've seen takes current population levels and tries to arrive at 8 people after the Flood but this it's fatally flawed because, as many websites point out, there would only be a few thousand people on Earth during the time the pyramids were built.
 
http://www.conservapedia.com/Fox_news

Fox News was started in 1996 in response to the other cable news channels which all had obvious liberal biases. Because of this, Rupert Murdoch decided to start a real new channel which would tell the truth. The success of Fox news over every other news channel is because it is fair and balanced. [1] It has many people on it who work to spread truth such as Sean Hannity who is a great American. [2]. Fox News is best because instead of just telling you what to think, they only report the news unbiased and then allow the viewer to decide. [3]. In 2005 the White House selected Tony Snow from Fox News to be the new White House press secretary which was a great honor for Fox because it showed how well it was presenting the real truth instead of the fake liberal version. [4]
 
Conservapedia has to be a parody. It has to be.

I cannot accept that people are this dumb.
 
Awww, sure ya can!

I'm of the opinion that insanity != stupidity.

Given that I don't understand a fornicating thing about the Time Cube, I'll go ahead and state that I don't know if the guy's a moron and insane, or brilliant and insane. Either way, I wouldn't want to have a discussion with him... unless it's parody.
 
Their entry on "As You Like It" consists of the full text of the play.

Who-

Aw, screw it. I'm just going to ignore it.
 
On the Main Page: the very first, and presumably most scathing example of Wikipedia's bias:

On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian "C.E." instead of "A.D.", which Conservapedia uses.
 

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