Rrose Selavy
Stranded in Sub-Atomica
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Amazing how these guys are quick to cherry pick and jump on one dubious interpretation that to them violates one law yet ignore that their beliefs er..violate every law.
"Pilgrims" Pilgrims were people (mostly puritans) in the 1600's that traveled to the American Colonies because of persecution in England. These settlers started the very first settlement in the American colonies, Jamestown." OK, that's it. If the middle-school level of writing wasn't bad enough - nothing against middle-schoolers, we all gotta learn sometimes - is it asking too much to get basic facts right?
It's also interesting to have a look at their longest pages: a list can be found here.
When did mankind first begin? There is no reliable evidence of man existing before 3500 B.C.
We can also extrapolate backwards from modern populations to estimate that only about 300 million people existed in the world at the time of Christ, and extrapolating backwards further yields only one family in the year 3300 B.C.
Old trees never predate this time either; the oldest sequoias, which never die of old age, are only 4000 years old.
History books speculate at length about “prehistory”, which predates writing. But there is no reliable evidence to support this speculation, and not worth spending time on. There is no reason to think that man existed for thousands of years without ever expressing himself in written form. But in case you are asked, historians describe the period of time known as “prehistory” as the “Stone Age.”
The sun is a star, a giant ball of flaming gas. It provides the Earth with light and heat. In Christian theology, God created the sun on the first day of Creation. [1]
References
1. ↑ Genesis 1
And if we extrapolate futher, we get no ancestors at all! Love to see their data, though.
Conservapedia has to be a parody. It has to be.
I cannot accept that people are this dumb.
Conservapedia has to be a parody. It has to be.
I cannot accept that people are this dumb.
Awww, sure ya can!
On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian "C.E." instead of "A.D.", which Conservapedia uses.
If someone added something funny to it, the conservatives took it right back out again- it's still the one-liner.
If someone added something funny to it, the conservatives took it right back out again- it's still the one-liner.