Common Sense

[ConspiRaider]

Codi'n brafiach ar ôl i'r glaw glirio.

Dechrau'n gymylog ac yn lawog. Y glaw yn clirio i'r dwyrain. Ambell gawod yn parhau yn yr ardaloedd gorllewinol.

Codi'n weddol braf dros ran fwyaf o'r wlad ar gyfer y prynhawn. Ambell gawod yn yr ardaloedd gorllewinol.

Yn ystod y nos heno bydd mwy o law yn cyrraedd o'r gorllewin. Y gwynt o'r de-orllewin yn cryfhau.



I think it means its gonna rain, but I'm just guessing on account of that's what it always does in Wales.....

Wasser auf Skyen!!! Ach! Das ist schlect!

Meanweilen eine Grosse dinosauren stalken eine kleine noggen 28IQ!!! Gehen Sie aus!!! Schnell! Oder, wir will laughen iffen dinosauren Essen 28IQ!!!

 

[Firestone]

Wasser auf Skyen!!! Ach! Das ist schlect!

Meanweilen eine Grosse dinosauren stalken eine kleine noggen 28IQ!!! Gehen Sie aus!!! Schnell! Oder, wir will laughen iffen dinosauren Essen 28IQ!!!

Jouw Duits is echt ondermaats !

En het zal toch niet helpen tegen 28ste Koninkrijk. Telkens hij in een draad op zijn bek gaat (en dat gebeurt in elke draad waar hij verschijnt) vlucht hij naar een andere draad en post dezelfde zever. Een hopeloos geval!

 

[Architect]

Yn it begin fan 'e jierren, da't de wereld nach so helendal nee wie, en de dieren nach maar krekt begoon wiene om feur de Minsk to werkjen, wie d'r in Kemeel; en dy leve mids yn in Wiinigen Woestijn - om't er net werkje wúe.





(Frisian)

 

[Brainache]

Och Its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht tonicht.

 

[Architect]

Och Its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht tonicht.

Away havers, ye cheeky sassenach tumshie....dinnae ye mak' fun o' Scots when ahm aroon, or there'll be a wheen o' trouble.

 

[ConspiRaider]

Yn it begin fan 'e jierren, da't de wereld nach so helendal nee wie, en de dieren nach maar krekt begoon wiene om feur de Minsk to werkjen, wie d'r in Kemeel; en dy leve mids yn in Wiinigen Woestijn - om't er net werkje wúe.
(Frisian)

Ja! Ich will talken mit hausfraus in Minsk in jahre 2007. Zehr schon! Minsk hausfrau liken Amerikaner manns, nein?

28IQ!!! Behinden Sie!!! Dinosauren!!! Essen zu!!! Gehen Sie!!!

 

[Architect]

Nein, vas nicht der dinosauren. Der problem vas der grosses yeti im der garden und Nessie!! Das Drube!

 

[ConspiRaider]

Nein, vas nicht der dinosauren. Der problem vas der grosses yeti im der garden und Nessie!! Das Drube!

Nein?!? Ich, liken, YEIKSEN!!!

Iffen eine Grosse dinosauren teamen mit Das zehr Grosse Yeti und die hugen Nessie auf Wasser Lochen: WIR HABEN NICHT CHANCEN!!!

 

[defaultdotxbe]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

 

[Architect]

Nein?!? Ich, liken, YEIKSEN!!!

Iffen eine Grosse dinosauren teamen mit Das zehr Grosse Yeti und die hugen Nessie auf Wasser Lochen: WIR HABEN NICHT CHANCEN!!!

Ja, ja....aber is nicht ein panicky problem. Ich vill eine kicking give!


Schnell, Schnell! Kartoffen, Kartoffen!

 

[Mince]

So flying a two seater and flying a commercial airliner...hey, pretty much the same thing right? I mean if a kid can drive a go-cart than surely they can drive an 18-wheeler.

Surely the Pentagon i.e. the headquarters for the world's most elite military defense is a sitting duck and incapable of defending itself without, what - about a three hour heads up? Surely, they knew that a plane was heading straight for them... surely at this point they knew that other planes had already been hijacked....surely they were just poor sitting ducks...surely, I would get banned if I really told you how low my opinion is of you, and so I will just add you to my ignore list.

Surely... you are one hopeless individual.

Hey, you just provided the definitive illustrative example to what the OP was describing. Thanks.



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I think the most notorious example of the OP's thesis would be that, of course, the Sun and other planets revolve around the Earth. I mean, just look at the night sky (with appropriate magnification, of course). See how those celestial bodies are revolving around us? It's common sense. To suggest that we revolve around the Sun defies the laws of physics. Just ask Copernicus.

 

[A W Smith]

shirley you jest

 

[maccy]

Como a ufologia, a idéia de que o mundo contemporâneo é controlado por organizações conspiratórias vastas e secretas, é uma que é primariamente difundida por grupos e indivíduos obscuros através de jornais caseiros duplicados ou impressos de forma barata. A um outsider as idéias avançadas como conspiração parecem realmente estranhas. Para considerar alguns exemplos:

• Gary Allen, o comentarista chefe da sociedade John Birch, acredita que a URSS é secretamente controlada pela família Rockefeller [1];
• Carl Oglesby, ex-presidente do novo grupo de esquerda americano Estudantes para uma Sociedade Democrática, afirma que os assassinatos políticos dos anos sessenta e a crise de Watergate fizeram parte de uma luta gigantesca pelo controle do E.U.A. entre os banqueiros de Nova Iorque e os petroleiros do Texas [2];
• Nesta H. Webster, a escritora dos anos 20 que originou muito das teorias de conspiração modernas, alegou que movimentos revolucionários modernos são manipulados por uma conspiração oculta de séculos de idade que se origina com os medievais Cavaleiros Templários e a Ordem dos Assassinos [3];
• Walter Bowart, um jornalista americano, acredita que a CIA controla os E.U.A. por meio de um exército secreto de agentes zumbi que foram submetidos operações de controle da mente [4];
• O autor anônimo de The Gemstone File, uma alegada história secreta da América moderna distribuída por livrarias underground aqui e nos E.U.A., alega que a guerra de Vietnã foi lutada para preservar o monopólio do mercado mundial de heroína por Aristóteles Onassis [5].

Claramente, as idéias dos teoristas de conspiração mantêm pouca relação com as idéias geralmente aceitas de eventos mundiais. Algumas delas parecem tão absurdas a ponto de lançar dúvida sobre a sanidade de seus defensores. Porém, a tradição conspiracionista não é simplesmente o produto de paranóides isolados, mas tem uma longa história política.

 

[Pardalis]

Quossé?

 

[ConspiRaider]

Ja, ja....aber is nicht ein panicky problem. Ich vill eine kicking give!

Schnell, Schnell! Kartoffen, Kartoffen!

Gut gut gut! Ich verstehe. Frightenen nichts.

Und Ich plannen zu utilizen 28IQ auf cannen fodderen fur Der Monsterlichs...

 

[Architect]

Und Ich plannen zu utilizen 28IQ auf cannen fodderen fur Der Monsterlichs...

Ja, dast ist eine pure magic ideazehen. Ist nicht possible fur das ignoren!

 

[Architect]

Como a ufologia, a idéia de que o mundo contemporâneo é controlado por organizações conspiratórias vastas e secretas, é uma que é primariamente difundida por grupos e indivíduos obscuros através de jornais caseiros duplicados ou impressos de forma barata. A um outsider as idéias avançadas como conspiração parecem realmente estranhas. Para considerar alguns exemplos

Jah! Jah!

Derom iet er stykels en doorns en tamarisken en mulke-krieuwd en cactussen - feschrikkelik leu. En atter ien wat tjin him sei, dan seid er "Boh!" en eeuwrs niks.

Dà koom it Hynjer by him op in mondei-mône, mooi in sadel op 'e rech en de byting yn 'e bek en sei:"Kemeel tach, Kemeel kom mooi, en draaf so as wy ôlegerre dogge!"

"Boh" sei de Kemeel. En it Hynjer ging fut en fetôlde it oon de Minsk.


Dà ging de Hieuwn nooi him to mooi in stook yn 'e bek, en sei: "Kemeel tach, Kemeel, hilp tach mooi om wat to dragen en wat op to heljen, krekt so as al de eeuwre dogge!"

"Boh" sei de Kemeel. En de hieuwn ging fut en fetôlde it oon de Minsk.

Dà ging de Okse nooi him to mooi in jok op syn nôke, en sei: "Kemeel tach, Kemeel, kom mooi en hilp ús by it plúegjen, krekt so as al de eeuwre dogge!"

"Boh!" sei de Kemeel. En de Okse ging fut en fetôlde it oon de Minsk.

Oon it ieuwn fan de dei rupte de Minsk it Hynjer en de Hieuwn en de Okse byineeuwr en sei:

"Jimme Trooi, o Jimme Trooi - it meut my om jimme, maar dat "Boh"-Ding yn 'e Woestijn kin gin werk dwaan; derom sil ik him maar gewezze liete. En jimme motte dúbbeld so hes werkje om de schai yn to heljen".

Dà wezzen da Trooi slim kwaid en ja heeuwden in fegadering oon 'e saim fan 'e Woestijn.

28th - En de Kemeel koom aik en keeuwe heel leu op wat mulke-krieuwd en lake har út.

 

[Brainache]

Away havers, ye cheeky sassenach tumshie....dinnae ye mak' fun o' Scots when ahm aroon, or there'll be a wheen o' trouble.

Weel me mam bein a Gifford and me havin a kilt makes it OK I rekon.(The kilt used to belong to a Major in the Gordon Highlanders name of Bruce. He was a Laird or something)

 

[Architect]

Weel me mam bein a Gifford and me havin a kilt makes it OK I rekon.(The kilt used to belong to a Major in the Gordon Highlanders name of Bruce. He was a Laird or something)

I think you mean:

Weel, me maw bein' a Gifford and whit wi me hae'in a kilt it mak's it ok I reckon (ra kilt used tae belong tae a sodger in the Gordon Highlanders ca'd Bruce....he wiz a laird or somesuch).

 

[Brainache]

I think you mean:

Weel, me maw bein' a Gifford and whit we me hae'in a kilt it mak's it ok I reckon (ra kilt used tae belong tae a sodger in the Gordon Highlanders ca'd Bruce....he wiz a laird or somesuch).

OK, sorry(Righto, ya galah). The Giffords got here('Straya) about 150 years(yonks) ago so maybe my Scottish is a bit rusty(All I know is every Xmas we have to listen to Andy Stewart singing about some dead soldier).