Collective sin changes our future

[grayman]

Our favorite local fundie letter writer is back with a new incoherent, rambling opinion piece.

Some tidbits:

Evolution, an occult science dating back 5,000 years, seeks to replace intelligence transcendent to man. In man himself. Under this phony science, man becomes God. Moral law goes out the window.

and:

Electromagnetic lines between the planets, the solar system is in balance. The effort of human beings to circumvent transcendence creates a negative aura around Earth. This upset the natural balance. Death and destruction are the result.

Awaiting comments.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Moral law goes on the window? Hell, no. It might get back in. Gotta shred that crap. Then burn it.

 

[MelBrooksfan]

I wish they'd put a date to these gloom and doom predictions. He says evolution will cause all these horrible tragedies and, yet, also says the idea is 5,000 years old. Is god just slow on the uptake? When can I expect to be smote?

 

[sackett]

...Awaiting comments.

It defies intelligent commentary.

 

[Hokulele]

From the OpEd piece.

God will meet you one-on-one.

Can we play H-O-R-S-E instead?

 

[grayman]

It defies intelligent commentary.

Which is why I never ask for intelligent comments.

 

[Beerina]

What does he mean by "transcendence"? That might refer to the rapture/uplifting in some religious sense, or it might refer to the accelerated self-modification of AI at the Omega Point, as hypothesized by the class of futurists known as transhumanists.

Also, how does one play H-O-R-S-E?

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Also, how does one play H-O-R-S-E?

Get a basketball and a goal. Players take turns taking shots--any style shot from any location they choose. Once a shot is made, the other player must replicate the shot or gain a letter of the word HORSE. The first person to spell the word in full is a loser.

Any word can be used. I have played many games of GODDAMNIT.

 

[Hokulele]

Get a basketball and a goal. Players take turns taking shots--any style shot from any location they choose. Once a shot is made, the other player must replicate the shot or gain a letter of the word HORSE. The first person to spell the word in full is a loser.

Any word can be used. I have played many games of GODDAMNIT.

A basketball? We always used a horse head (hence the name). What do you use for GODDAMNIT?

 

[ImaginalDisc]

A basketball? We always used a horse head (hence the name). What do you use for GODDAMNIT?

Crosses. Of course, I play GODDAMNIT as a caber toss.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

A basketball? We always used a horse head (hence the name). What do you use for GODDAMNIT?

Stubbed toes.

 

[Hokulele]

Crosses. Of course, I play GODDAMNIT as a caber toss.

Stubbed toes.

How disappointing. I was hoping to learn new uses for Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[slingblade]

Crosses. Of course, I play GODDAMNIT as a caber toss.

Aw, every tosser thinks his is a caber. I need visual evidence.