Wayne Grabert
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There's a $25-million bounty on his head. I hope you're right!Jedi Knight said:
If Bin Ladin is alive, I think I may have figured out where he is.
Long ago I figured he was hiding in San Diego. (Keep your eyes open, Bjorn.) Why San Diego? Because nobody looks for anyone in San Diego! Think of it: if you get a tip that someone is headed in the direction of San Diego, you assume he's headed for Mexico. So you try to catch him at the border. When you never do, you assume he somehow got past you where you weren't looking, so you begin scouring Mexico.
That's why they never caught Pancho Villa. While the Federales were going up and down Mexico hunting him, he was kicked back on Mission beach guzzling a bucket of Coronas and scarfing down a mess of fish tacos!
Bjorn, look for a tall, swarthy surfer dude with big sunglasses and an Arab accent.
Edited to add this additional clue: Go by mosques on Fridays and see who gets in the expensive vehicle amongst the taxi cabs.