Closet Truthers

[Brainache]

*salutes Negativ*

Wish I'd thought of that.

For the banned, Negativ posted a list of dead people saying "these are all most likely truthers".

I liked the inclusion of David Brent.

 

[delphi_ote]

I liked the inclusion of David Brent.

Jim Henson!

 

[realitybites]

Any minute now they're gonna start drafting over there for their Ultimate Conspiracy Team. My money is on ChuckSheen drafting Chuck Sheen in the 1st round.

... Or maybe ChuckSheen IS Chuck Sheen....

That'd be a mind-eff.

 

[EvilBiker]

Meh.

I love this bit:

I can confirm that the following celebrities are most likely closet 9/11 truthers:

Vagueness is an art form over there.

 

[mrfreeze]

Someone needs to start a "Who do you think is a government shill" topic next.

 

[delphi_ote]

Someone needs to start a "Who do you think is a government shill" topic next.

That would crash their server and ruin all of our fun. It should be a "Who do you think isn't a government shill". Then again, that thread would probably be empty.

Can we get back to the killer bands that rock on our behalf? People in Planes are totally on our side. Check out these lyrics from "If You Talk Too Much My Head Will Explode"

You've no time to reconcile me,
There's no time left at all,
And I'll take my share, and then I'll vanish,
I want my share, that's all.

If you talk too much my head will explode (x7)

If they had only said it six times, I might not have been convinced. They know the truth!