To whom it concerns, i.e., everyone:
In 2009 JREF launched an independent investigation into the act of fraud which took place on July 11, 2009, and involves the cover up of the fact that there were SOUTH of Ten attendees at the CIT tree fort field trip. This exhaustive three-day inquest involved multiple maps of the scene of the crime in Arlington, Virginia, close scrutiny of all official and unofficial data related to the event, and, most importantly, first-person interviews with the eyewitness, who just happens to be Craig’s sock.
Be forewarned: Our findings are extraordinarily shocking and frightening. They are also deadly serious, and deserving of your immediate attention. This is not about a conspiracy theory or any theory at all. This is about independent, verifiable evidence which unfortunately happens to conclusively establish as a historical fact that the silliness which took place in Arlington that day was not the result of a surprise attack by facts and logic, but rather a false flag "black operation" involving a carefully planned and skillfully executed deception.
If you are skeptical of (or even incensed by) this statement we do not blame you. We are not asking you to take our word for it, nor do we want you to do that. We want you to view the evidence and see with your own eyes that this is the case. We want you to hear it directly from the eyewitnesses who were there, just as we did.
Please understand that this information is not being brought to your attention simply for educational purposes. It is presented within the context of a “call to action” accompanied by a detailed step-by-step strategy intended to inspire and empower you to do something about it. But first, please familiarize yourself with the evidence by viewing and paying close attention to the 8.1-second video presentation, National Security Alert, or How ALDO Stopped Thinking and Absolutely WRECKED the Buffet, nom nom nom…. .
Thank you for your concern and thank you for your action.
Sincerely,
Peter Pan and The Buffet Slayer
Citizen Investigation Team