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Church Signs

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I wonder if this church is encouraging suicide.
 
The big scary church by my old house on Osbourn rd. used to have a sign that read 'YOU ARE GOING TO HELL'. I saw it every day on my way to school.
 
Baptist Church on the way to work has a sign that says:

"Sun Worship, 9:00 AM"

Took me a minute to realize they weren't being tolerant, it was just a contraction for Sunday.

Robert
 
The one near me was reading, "the best way to get ahead is to keep the bottom part shut" or somthing to that effect for the last couple days.
 
"God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist."

I'd like to punch the guy who decided to write that and then use the "I don't exist" defense.
 
bruto said:
At some point earlier in fall, I posted the oxymoronic "Love is always a risk, but never a loss" from a nearby church. That's down now, replaced with the far superior "Give Satan an inch and he'll become a ruler."
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Wait, what? Give Satan an inch...
No, I'm sorry, that makes no sense to me.
 
As in "give him an inch, and he'll take a mile." They're trying to be clever. Ruler = foot-long object with inches on it vs. ruler = leader of the world.

Let Satan in your life just a bit, and he'll take you over. Then you'll become a robot, powered by demons...which should mean you aren't you anymore and not responsible for the evil you do...oh, wait. I forgot that personal responsibility isn't part of God's plan for us.
 
Moses takes it down the ice. He shoots. Jesus Saves!

I found Jesus - He was behind the couch the whole time.

All your Jesus are belong to us.
 
slingblade said:
As in "give him an inch, and he'll take a mile." They're trying to be clever. Ruler = foot-long object with inches on it vs. ruler = leader of the world.

Let Satan in your life just a bit, and he'll take you over. Then you'll become a robot, powered by demons...which should mean you aren't you anymore and not responsible for the evil you do...oh, wait. I forgot that personal responsibility isn't part of God's plan for us.
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Yes, I was joking. The pun was not difficult to understand. I am rather insulted, in fact :p.
 
I saw one yesterday that made me look twice.

"Even Darwin knew that God was the Creator"

Don't you just love how they try to use Darwin to support ID, but despise his work on evolution?
 
This one found on a church sign in Easley, South Carolina:

"Be careful when opening your mind your convictions don't fall out."
 
A nice peice of graffiti added to a sign once

"What will you do when Jesus comes to Liverpool?"

A wag had written underneath

"Move Thompson to fullback."
 
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