Raze
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How to be a crank:
(1) Fail to be trained in physics or to educate yourself to the level of someone trained in physics.
(2) Misunderstand some aspect of modern physics as a result of (1).
(3) Read some popular literature on cutting edge physics, misunderstand it as a result of (1).
(4) Formulate a visual representation of the misunderstanding (3) that correlates with a predetermined philosophical or religious idea about the universe.
(5) Believe that modern physics is self-contradictory in some way, or contradictory to the universe in some way.
(6) Use this misunderstood physics to "prove" your ideas on a forum where actual physicists post (as opposed to publishing them in a peer reviewed journal).
(7) Fail to understand the rebuttals from actual physicists, and as a result fail to understand that your "theory" is at best non-applicable to science or at worst simply wrong.
(8) Back peddle, then deny you have back peddled, all the while being a Google Warrior when your idea is challenged, desperately trying to understand why the posters refuted your idea, while sweating profusely whenever a response is very mean and loaded with insults about your intelligence.
(9) Learn enough about the technical aspects of the rebuttal given to you to further misinterpret physics and make more of a fool of yourself in the eyes of trained physicists.
(10) At some point, choose to simply continue believing as you believe, deciding that mainstream physics is too "biased" for your ideas, or that you simply don't believe them anyway, so you ask yourself, "Why learn what they have to teach in the first place?"
(11) Repeat steps 6-10 on a different forum, and repeat steps 1-10 on a different subject.
ETA- JREF staff: the above is 100% original. No copy/pasting here.
(1) Fail to be trained in physics or to educate yourself to the level of someone trained in physics.
(2) Misunderstand some aspect of modern physics as a result of (1).
(3) Read some popular literature on cutting edge physics, misunderstand it as a result of (1).
(4) Formulate a visual representation of the misunderstanding (3) that correlates with a predetermined philosophical or religious idea about the universe.
(5) Believe that modern physics is self-contradictory in some way, or contradictory to the universe in some way.
(6) Use this misunderstood physics to "prove" your ideas on a forum where actual physicists post (as opposed to publishing them in a peer reviewed journal).
(7) Fail to understand the rebuttals from actual physicists, and as a result fail to understand that your "theory" is at best non-applicable to science or at worst simply wrong.
(8) Back peddle, then deny you have back peddled, all the while being a Google Warrior when your idea is challenged, desperately trying to understand why the posters refuted your idea, while sweating profusely whenever a response is very mean and loaded with insults about your intelligence.
(9) Learn enough about the technical aspects of the rebuttal given to you to further misinterpret physics and make more of a fool of yourself in the eyes of trained physicists.
(10) At some point, choose to simply continue believing as you believe, deciding that mainstream physics is too "biased" for your ideas, or that you simply don't believe them anyway, so you ask yourself, "Why learn what they have to teach in the first place?"
(11) Repeat steps 6-10 on a different forum, and repeat steps 1-10 on a different subject.
ETA- JREF staff: the above is 100% original. No copy/pasting here.
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