Chuck Norris for President... of Texas

[Madalch]

Because he's an OKIE!
You vastly underestimate just how vile a person a native Oklahoman is...
Oh--for the humor impaired..

Ah- I thought he was vile for being Chuck Norris (and a creationist).

 

[rwguinn]

Ah- I thought he was vile for being Chuck Norris (and a creationist).

Naw. The lparenthetical part is a ringing endorsement, but cannot overcome the North of the Red River part.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Chuck Norris must not remember history. There already was a kooky reactionary secessionist government in internal exile here back during the 90s.

It didn't work out so well for them.

 

[ponderingturtle]

Chuck Norris, Mel Gibson, notice a trend?

Is he ranting against jews now too?

 

[ponderingturtle]

Chuck Norris must not remember history. There already was a kooky reactionary secessionist government in internal exile here back during the 90s.

It didn't work out so well for them.

Good to know that all true Texans hate America.

 

[leftysergeant]

Kinky is a comiedian and a musician. That takes a little more thought than does being an actor in action flicks.

John Wayne, Mel Gibson, Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis and Norris are a bit out of their depth when they have to rely on their acting skills, rather than their looks or macho image. I can't think of a major living Republican celebrity who is really a major talent, as opposed to a Hollywood-crafted product, unless it is Janine Turner.

 

[Minadin]

I've often said that while the residents of Texas claim that it's like a whole other country, those living in the other 49 states wish it were true.

 

[Broken Spectrum]

If Kinky Friedman can run for governor, I don't know why Norris couldn't run as a secessionist president...

I voted for Kinky, he was the best candidate, and if he runs again, he'll probably still be the best candidate. I do NOT want to ever see Perry in office again.

 

[GreyICE]

Well it's nice to see that all those comments about following the president in wartime and how we were all a bunch of traitors for questioning the wisdom of George Bush has not hypocritically backlashed, and that everyone who is preaching that is lockstep behind Obama.