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Christmas Conspiracies

jaydeehess said:
in related a theme, so are New Year predictions.

I suspect that predictions for 2017 will include:
They are coming to take your guns.FEMA camps to be utilized.
Extraterrestrial contact to be made.
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I've heard that since I was a little kid in the seventies.

Hasn't happened yet. I live in a small-town community where some people are convinced that libruls and negros are going to take over, so they stockpile rifles and ammunition. When I point out the above (it's a tired cliche from way before I was born) they get a glazed look in their eyes, and then proclaim "It's different now!"

No, read a *********** history book. It's not different. Xenophobia and racism have been around since cavemen were scribbling on walls. It's not new, and it's tiresome.
 
tinribmancer said:
Well, it's THAT time of the year again. So, I thought I'd bring this old thing back up. Any new CTs made this year?



And how did this go? The Death Camps is bull and so are Aliens.
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I think we need a new model for analyzing Conspiracy Theories, in particular those that attempt to predict the future actions of Them.

Quantum Conspiracy Theory. In predicting the outcome of a Conspiracy Theory, you unavoidably alter the outcome of the Conspiracy to something else.


For example:

They are coming to take your guns.

Instead of the predicted confiscation of firearms, we instead had the worst mass shooting in US history, that lead to a push to ban the little-known firearm modification "bump stocks".


FEMA camps to be utilized.

Instead of being interned in FEMA camps, we merely had FEMA completely drop the ball in Fixing Puerto Rico following a sustained series of (HAARP-Powered, of course) hurricanes.


Extraterrestrial contact to be made.

Instead of meeting aliens, we have Donald Trump announce plans for further (faked, natch) Moon landings, and a (fake, natch) trip to Mars.


Alas, by the very nature of Quantum Conspiracy Theory, any attempt to predict the "real" outcomes based on the predicted outcomes, will itself unavoidably alter the "real" outcome. As such, our only firm conclusion is that no predicted outcome will ever actually occur even approximately as predicted.

Which is pretty much what we've always seen in historical examples of CT predictions, leading me to conclude that my Quantum Conspiracy Theory is obviously and unarguably 100% correct.
 
p0lka said:
Governments all over the world turn off their radar and detection abilities on Christmas eve.

Its so that Santa can come into our airspace and do his thing without any sort of evidence at all.
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Fake news, NORAD is well known to track Santa every year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa

Christianity is conspiracy meant to keep the population docile.

Christmas was really just a pagan holiday co-opted by christian's
 
This the season to conspire.

Oystein said:
So you are saying they came and took your guns??
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Don't be silly, why would "They" be stealing from their own members?

Horatius said:
I think we need a new model for analyzing Conspiracy Theories, in particular those that attempt to predict the future actions of Them.

Quantum Conspiracy Theory. In predicting the outcome of a Conspiracy Theory, you unavoidably alter the outcome of the Conspiracy to something else.


For example:

They are coming to take your guns.

Instead of the predicted confiscation of firearms, we instead had the worst mass shooting in US history, that lead to a push to ban the little-known firearm modification "bump stocks".


FEMA camps to be utilized.

Instead of being interned in FEMA camps, we merely had FEMA completely drop the ball in Fixing Puerto Rico following a sustained series of (HAARP-Powered, of course) hurricanes.


Extraterrestrial contact to be made.

Instead of meeting aliens, we have Donald Trump announce plans for further (faked, natch) Moon landings, and a (fake, natch) trip to Mars.


Alas, by the very nature of Quantum Conspiracy Theory, any attempt to predict the "real" outcomes based on the predicted outcomes, will itself unavoidably alter the "real" outcome. As such, our only firm conclusion is that no predicted outcome will ever actually occur even approximately as predicted.

Which is pretty much what we've always seen in historical examples of CT predictions, leading me to conclude that my Quantum Conspiracy Theory is obviously and unarguably 100% correct.
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I'm pretty sure Trump can be classified as an Alien. We've discussed this matter during our last NWO meeting last month.
 
Wolrab said:
The entirety of the holiday is a conspiracy theory. People have known for nearly a thousand years that Jesus could not have been born on Dec. 25 as per the Bible yet continue the lie. Parents and the media conspire to keep the truth that Santa from children. Most of the traditions from Christmas Trees (C.T.?) to gift giving were stolen from other cultures, usually ones brutalized by Christians.
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December 25th is for celebrating the Nativity of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and the fact that it is freely admitted that we do not know the exact date is neither a lie nor is it material in any fashion to the celebration. Indeed Easter is a moving holiday and no one claims (other than perhaps anti-Christians, of which there is no small number) that it undermines the Holiday.

Further the suggestion that Christianity brutalized Northern Germanic tribes is fantastical in the extreme
 
KDLarsen said:
Well the whole 'War on Christmas'-CT appears to be a popular tradition...
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Oh no, the War on Christmas is real. My unit is headed out in the morning to stop the Christian hordes from wishing non-Christians a Merry Christmas just because they assume everyone must be like they are.
 
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The Big Dog said:
December 25th is for celebrating the Nativity of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and the fact that it is freely admitted that we do not know the exact date is neither a lie nor is it material in any fashion to the celebration. Indeed Easter is a moving holiday and no one claims (other than perhaps anti-Christians, of which there is no small number) that it undermines the Holiday.

Further the suggestion that Christianity brutalized Northern Germanic tribes is fantastical in the extreme
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Well, the Catholic Church launched several crusades to wipe out Paganism in Northern and Eastern Europe so no, it is not "fantastical" to claim that a sect of Christianity at least brutalised non-Christians.
 
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Parsman said:
Well, the Catholic Church launched several crusades to wipe out Paganism in Northern and Eastern Europe so no, it is not "fantastical" to claim that a sect of Christianity at least brutalised non-Christians.
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[clears throat] Aztecs... Cortes...
 
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Imhotep said:
Parsman said:
Well, the Catholic Church launched several crusades to wipe out Paganism in Northern and Eastern Europe so no, it is not "fantastical" to claim that a sect of Christianity at least brutalised non-Christians.
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[clears throat] Aztecs... Cortes...
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Or for that matter, the entire treatment of the indigenous peoples in South America. Cortes was just the beginning and most well known.
 
Parsman said:
Well, the Catholic Church launched several crusades to wipe out Paganism in Northern and Eastern Europe so no, it is not "fantastical" to claim that a sect of Christianity at least brutalised non-Christians.
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Sure but the northern crusades were largely by Germans(Teutonic knights) against mostly none german Slavs and Balts. So the statement that christains brutalized the germans is false and clearly not based on the Northern crusades.

Given that the Germans eventually conquered all of western europe the notion that christians brutalized the germans, is an odd contention.
 
ahhell said:
Sure but the northern crusades were largely by Germans(Teutonic knights) against mostly none german Slavs and Balts. So the statement that christains brutalized the germans is false and clearly not based on the Northern crusades.

Given that the Germans eventually conquered all of western europe the notion that christians brutalized the germans, is an odd contention.
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I refer you to Charlemagne's campaigns against the Saxons. The option was I believe "convert or die."
 
Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
Well, it's THAT time of the year again. So, I thought I'd bring this old thing back up. Any new CTs made this year?



Oystein said:
So you are saying they came and took your guns??
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IIRC gun sales go thru the roof when grabbing gets press
 
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