Ipecac said:
In other words, you ignore blatant contradictions by putting your fingers in your ears and chanting "la la la!"
I love this part: "This requires that I not cause the Bible to seem to contradict itself -"
A better example of a closed-minded person you will not find.
Bible books are like chapters.
They do not constitute the whole message.
As I previously pointed out: an integrated approach to the Bible requires that we view everything it says within the larger context. N one would attempt to take a paragraph out of Darwin's Origin of Species, conclude something completely opposed to the rest of the book, and then claim it as legitimately Darwin's. Such a tactic would be readily recognized as defective. In the same manner to take a scripture from Genesis and understand it in such a way that it negates all other scriptures that should shed light on it is also a very faulty way of seeking understanding of scripture. In fact, most biblical misunderstandings come exactly from such a policy.
So I am not just singing la la la. I am saying that the interpretation you are giving to the Genesis account is completely contrary to the context in which the book of genesis finds itself--the whole Bible.