Christian Stalker

[Apathia]

I ask Christians who go on about the power and threat of Satan these two simple questions:

Who do you feel is more powerful, Satan or God?
Who do you fear the most, God or Satan?
Then, rather than argue with them about their religion, I use it.
I point out that Satan can't do anything that God doesn't permit, and that their activities and fear mongering just give more support to Satan.
There's more than one way to be a satanist!

 

[RSLancastr]

Donate them to the JREF Library.

I agree. Email Mr. Randi and see if he is interested in any of the titles.

 

[RSLancastr]

Wow, now this is what I call a harsh review:

"As for Mr Unger, in his current residence he understands fully the consequences of his words and teaching. His place is in hell."

 

[kurious_kathy]

Amazing how everytime someone reads the Bible, they get a different message. No wonder there are thousands of different kinds of Christians in the World.

Doesn't that just go to show you how God's grace truely is a miraculous gift and does cover people. None of us are perfect, but Christians know the one who is, JESUS.

Oh and if I were you MaxHardcore I would just go ahead and read those books. Who knows you may even learn something or like some of them.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Doesn't that just go to show you how God's grace truely is a miraculous gift and does cover people. None of us are perfect, but Christians know the one who is, JESUS.

Can I be the kind of Christian who doesn't believe in God and kicks puppies?

 

[Beady]

If there is a Half Price Books in your area, you can get a couple extra bucks for those books ya know. =D

If there's a used-book store handy, they're worth more in store credit.

 

[Meffy]

This might seem obvious, but have you considered putting up a sign specifically forbidding deposit of garbage, books, tracts, leaflets, or any other unsolicited objects? Ought not to be necessary; in the US at least it's against Federal law to place anything but official U.S. mail in a mail customer's receptacle. That doesn't help in the case of the sack of books, but a sign might.

Alternatively, if they're printed using soy-based inks they could be shredded and composted [edit: minus the covers] and the material wasted on them thus returned to productive use.

 

[Pauliesonne]

Can I be the kind of Christian who doesn't believe in God and kicks puppies?

You can be anything you want to be.

 

[Dragonrock]

Draw a pentagram on the cover of each one and place them back on the front porch.

 

[fuelair]

Just for fun, I looked up "What Demons can Do To Saints" on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0802494188/sr=8-1/qid=1153985665/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-5911521-7019133?ie=UTF8

It's a book about demonology, written by a severly deranged Christian for other severely deranged Christians. I'm shocked at the reviewers on Amazon who take this sort of thing seriously. Some of the other books aren't as bizarre, but someone in your neighborhood thinks they're battling real demons. Seriously, I would give the cops a call and let them know what's going on.

Paint a pentagram with a small missing segment
on the sidewalk - they won't have time to worry about you after that.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Can I be the kind of Christian who doesn't believe in God and kicks puppies?

As long as you avoid law school, you should be ok.

 

[Ryokan]

You can be anything you want to be.

Be what thou wilt shall be the only law?

 

[Meffy]

If that were the only law, I'd have to be a houseplant.

*waits for enormity to sink in*

 

[JamesDillon]

If that were the only law, I'd have to be a houseplant.

*waits for enormity to sink in*

Excellent, Meffy. And I don't even like puns.

 

[Meffy]

Thank you. I try. :-} Or as some would have it, I'm trying.

 

[grayman]

As long as you avoid law school, you should be ok.

Q. And what do you call a person that finishes at the bottom of the class in Law School?

A. A lawyer

 

[Huntster]

Put a sign in your neighbour's yard advertising free abortions. That will get the Christians off your case.

Maybe. It might also get groups standing outside the house praying the rosary.

It will damned sure get the government on your case (medical procedures without a license, and without proper facilities).

 

[Beady]

Maybe. It might also get groups standing outside the house praying the rosary.

Or snipers hiding in your garden.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Maybe. It might also get groups standing outside the house praying the rosary.

Or snipers hiding in your garden.

Or groups hiding roses in your snipery.

 

[Meffy]

Or snipe huntsters praying for facilities.

I'd have thought Bead-y would've had the line about rosaries.

It will damned sure get the government on your case (medical procedures without a license, and without proper facilities).

Where you live, putting up a sign is legally identical to actually practicing medicine? O wild Alaska, how rugged and manly and laughable your ways are!