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Merged Chick Tracts

Monketey Ghost said:
Someone takes the trouble to obtain these tracts and leave them all over the hospital where I work; surely it makes the person who does it feel like they're doing something good for people.

I enjoy taking the trouble to toss them in the garbage, and like to feel that does something even better for people.
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Circulate them, and give your patients a good laugh!
 
MontagK505 said:
Interesting conflict, on one hand you are doing a good thing by reducing clutter in a health care facility and possibly the potential clutter in someone's mind, on the other hand you could be removing the educational opportunity of someone seeing the results of twisted magical thinking.

I'm sure this was a difficult moral dilemma. :rolleyes:
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No conflict, no dilemma, what are you talking about?
 
So she got taken by Jesus. Afterwards, without her nightlong singing and bedbouncing, her parents finally got some sleep. And they didn't have to spend any more money on the brat. Plus, the goody-goody Christian neighbours were gone too, so the parents could carry on dealing and shoplifting without having to worry about being snitched on. And they could take all the nice stuff they wanted from the neighbours' abandoned house.
So what's the downside for them supposed to be?
 
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So the singing in the tract put me in mind of the very best response to this thing:

from Joe Hill's "Pie in Sky": "THAT'S A LIE!"

 
ehcks said:
I also like how he brought up being against government regulations while also saying unemployment benefits are too low.
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As I understood it, the bad government regulations--the ones responsible for the business going bankrupt and defunding pensions--is Obamacare. Because we all know it's un-Christian for an employer to provide health insurance to employees, and we all know that if they're required to do so, they go bankrupt and pensions disappear.

Unemployment benefits are OK, I suppose, as long as they're funded at the state level. :rolleyes:

As I said, it's an article of faith!
 
I hate the ones where Fang is limited to a picture on the wall. Such a lack of imagination. I would have had Fang bouncing on the bed with Julie, then sniffing her empty slippers, trying to figure out where the hell she went. (I believe I've written about my unhealthy Fang obsession before.)

Also, why aren't her empty pajamas there? Do you get raptured modestly clad, but shoeless?

And finally, I see the trend of horribly bloody scourging panels is continuing. I think that started when The Passion of the Christ came out.
 
Jon. said:
I love how Karen has that unexpectedly realistic fanatic look in her eyes.
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Apparently the only people who convert to Christianity are the ones who have never heard of Jesus. That would seem like a mighty small pool of candidates.
 
tsig said:
Apparently the only people who convert to Christianity are the ones who have never heard of Jesus. That would seem like a mighty small pool of candidates.
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It is astounding how few people have heard of Jesus in Jack Chick's America.
 
Cainkane1 said:
I actually lost my job in 1987 due to new government regulations. Tariffs were made illegal and my skills were no longer current. Comparing unemployment benefits to a real pay check is a real let down. Its better than nothing but its hard to pay the bills on what the state gives you.

This tract does have the redeeming quality of showing the feelings and hardships of the newly unemployed.
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Wait, I thought tariffs were government regulation.
 
What I like about it is the way it's once again re-inforced that Jack seems the share the morality of at least one of our resident christians and seems to feel the rest of the world is the same.
Those unsaved are immediately badmouthing someone who committed suicide, will rob his house while his corpse is warm, abuse subtances and see no problem with beating children.
Only the fear of eternal punishment stops this behaviour.

I sometimes pity the man, clearly he would like to burn the world just to see the flames, but cannot because he'd be punished. Yet at the same time he knows the vast majority of the world does not share his faith, thus are unsaved and thus are at best amoral sloths and at worst demon possessed monsters who spent all their time plotting against him. He must not sleep well.
 
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