Merged Chick Tracts

conclusion : Fundies have filthy minds and project what they are onto people who aren't
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Hmm, the kid who refused to kneel under a shower of blood pouring from a man being tortured to death seems more like a 'good' person than the other two.
 
coalesce said:
So....Dennis the Menace is going to Hell.

Figures...

Michael
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I'm amazed that it's a blond-haired caucasian kid that didn't accept Jeezus. Usually the bad guys in Chick tracts are all very ethnic looking.

Steve S
 
Obviously I have been subject to too many memes. I was expecting those kids to run into Pedobear at some point in time. In my mind, this is how it went down.
 

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This comic just really magnifies the strangeness of christianity for me somehow.

If your 'Free Love Gift' is torturing an innocent man to death, I think I'll pass. So weird this religions idea of love.
 
Imagine your local priest offering children his "free love gift". It's downright creepy.
 
Third Eye Open said:
This comic just really magnifies the strangeness of christianity for me somehow.

If your 'Free Love Gift' is torturing an innocent man to death, I think I'll pass. So weird this religions idea of love.
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Even that's not as weird as blaming children for the actions of their parents, much less blaming descendants six thousand years later for the actions of their ancestors.

If God wanted that tree protected, he could have put it in a different garden, made it intangible, put up a forcefield, or put Sindragosa to guard it. That he didn't do any of those things means he either is really careless, or the whole thing was a set up.
 
TragicMonkey said:
If God wanted that tree protected, he could have put it in a different garden, made it intangible, put up a forcefield, or put Sindragosa to guard it. That he didn't do any of those things means he either is really careless, or the whole thing was a set up.
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Or that he lied when he said free will was a gift.
 
TragicMonkey said:
Even that's not as weird as blaming children for the actions of their parents, much less blaming descendants six thousand years later for the actions of their ancestors.

If God wanted that tree protected, he could have put it in a different garden, made it intangible, put up a forcefield, or put Sindragosa to guard it. That he didn't do any of those things means he either is really careless, or the whole thing was a set up.
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I got a better idea, not plant it in the first place and not allow an enemy talking snake to be in the same garden as two innocent people.
 
Cainkane1 said:
I got a better idea, not plant it in the first place and not allow an enemy talking snake to be in the same garden as two innocent people.
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I think making it intangible is cooler. Look all you want, but you can't touch! The snake wouldn't be able to slither in the branches either, he'd drop through. And nobody could TP it. Attach a tangible bird feeder to the intangible tree, and squirrels would see the birds land there and get seeds but go crazy trying to get up there. That would be funny to watch.
 
Well, that or accept the blame for his own failures, and fix his own bugs instead of blaming the NPCs ;)

I mean, let's say that the simulation universe is correct, that the bible is correct, and, well, that would make God the programmer and admin of that simulation. So everything is his program and we're the NPCs. Now read Genesis through that view point.

I mean, seriously, pulling that apple seems to trigger a surrealistic sequence of events, with dramatic effects rippling far and wide. Heck, half the animals change from herbivore to carnivore, meaning a rewiring of the brain AND a complete change of the digestive tract at least. Pathogens appear. Cells switch from round to linear chromosomes... or however you explain the switch from no aging to aging. Etc.

Frankly, you can only top that kind of massive failure mode by crashing the whole damned server. It's not the little texture glitch. It's a massive failure mode.

Ok, so now think you were the programmer and admin of that simulation gone horribly wrong. What would you do? I'd fix the damned bug, personally.
 
Some of the panels in that comic are crying out for captions taken from lyrics to Pink Floyd's The Wall.
 
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