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Merged Chick Tracts

stup_id said:
Yeah! but what do you say about Susie's (or whatever the girl name was...) grandfather.

He's like a mix from a Jame Bond's Villain and the Godfather.. if my grandpa look like that I'd better behave around him!
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He plucked out his eye because it offended him.

Either that or he felt guilty for passing along bad genes to Lil' Susy Bugeyes there.


I like the Muslim mom suggesting she and her kids had something pretty final to do at the airport. Yeah, that wasn't an accident. Chick slips crap like that in there occasionally. It's hard to make your own hate-filled propaganda even nastier, but he manages to surpass himself from time to time.
 
TragicMonkey said:
He plucked out his eye because it offended him.

Either that or he felt guilty for passing along bad genes to Lil' Susy Bugeyes there.


I like the Muslim mom suggesting she and her kids had something pretty final to do at the airport. Yeah, that wasn't an accident. Chick slips crap like that in there occasionally. It's hard to make your own hate-filled propaganda even nastier, but he manages to surpass himself from time to time.
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I missed that.
I did wonder why they had to leave when they so were close to getting a couple of converts.
 
I love the carefully thought and moderate use of boldened text in this tract.
 
The subplot being the brat pulling the hair of the guy sleeping in the museum and running off with it? I don't see the point of it.
 
The last time we see the Muslim kids is when their mother says "Amir! Safiya! We're leaving for the airport... RIGHT NOW."

Stay classy, Jack.



D'oh. TragicMonkey beat me there.
 
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So you're saying that Chick intended the airport reference to be about terrorism?




ETA: Is Susie wearing two coon skin hats?!?
 
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What if Iran issues a Fatwa and the ACLU has to hide Jack and give him a new identity?
Maybe he could reincarnate as C.M.Schultz (II) and start drawing race-hate strips with a beagle?
 
CurtC said:
That's pretty standard Trinitarian theology. That Jesus always existed as one with the father (and the Holy Ghost thing).
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Somebody beat me there.

It is not - on this occasion - Jack Chick who is crackers.
 
I like how the grandpa asks if she's told them about Jesus. Why do fundies think that the only reason people aren't Christian is that they haven't heard of Jeezus? It's pretty :rule10ing arrogant of them.

Steve S
 
Madalch said:
The subplot being the brat pulling the hair of the guy sleeping in the museum and running off with it? I don't see the point of it.
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I completely didn't even notice that at all. I was too distracted by the crazy hair of the preaching guy. Is he a famous composer or something? Who has hair like that? Oh well, at least it wasn't an eyepatch like Lil' Suzy's grandpa.
 
steve s said:
I like how the grandpa asks if she's told them about Jesus. Why do fundies think that the only reason people aren't Christian is that they haven't heard of Jeezus? It's pretty :rule10ing arrogant of them.

Steve S
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GRANDPA: Have you told them about Jesus?
SUSY: Yes. They said it was a load of crap.
GRANDPA: Well, I'm out of ideas.
 
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