Susheel
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Is that what they are calling it these days?
Merged Chick Tracts
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Paul2
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I use that punchline to great hilarity, even if those around me aren't laughing that much.
Susheel
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What's the tattoo on god's wrist in the second last panel?
A Slayer logo? A quality check stamp? Blood type? Kitttens! Impromptu grocery list?
tsig
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On the off chance that somebody reading this thread really doesn't know, it's the nail mark from the crucifixion. So, tsig is correct.
Cainkane1
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gypsyjackson
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He needs to learn how to draw faces.
And tell a compelling story.
Link is here for people who want it. https://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=1160
And tell a compelling story.
Link is here for people who want it. https://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=1160
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Nay_Sayer
I say nay!
Grew out of jack, If you've read one you've read them all.
Norman Alexander
Penultimate Amazing
Was this written by a 5-year-old? Old Jack is regressing!
Rincewind
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I'm impressed with the field size where you enter the quantity you want to order!
gypsyjackson
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I'm impressed with the field size where you enter the quantity you want to order!
Wow, 116 9s wide on my iPad, plus it is elastic. Just the 116 digits would presumably take up all the resources in the world.
ETA - Yeah, if they weigh a gram each, that would already be roughly the mass of the Earth to the power 4, give or take a few grams.
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Well, there you have it. Humanity is just nature's way of turning the entire earth into Chick tracts.
Trebuchet
Penultimate Amazing
Ok, I looked at it. Lust for gold is sinful. Quick, somebody tell Todd Hoffman.
azzthom
Muse
...but lust for comedy gold is righteous. Thus Chick Tracts.
Norman Alexander
Penultimate Amazing
I would prefer the other way round: Turning Chick tracts into Earth. They make first grade compost.
The gold nugget unearthed by the prospector is one of the most remarkable features of the Chick tale. It was worth $38,000. In the 1860's the price of gold was $18.93 per ounce. The nugget therefore weighed 2007,4 ounces or 137 lb 10 oz. Currently the largest gold nugget in captivity is the
I see Fang is in the story, eying up a squirrel.
"Hand of Faith," it's the size of a baby, and it weighs almost 62 pounds. It was found in 1980 by a guy in Australia
So the Chick nugget was more than twice as heavy as that.I see Fang is in the story, eying up a squirrel.
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Segnosaur
Penultimate Amazing
The field has little spinner-buttons that increase/decrease the quantity. It actually allows you to decrease the number to below 0.I'm impressed with the field size where you enter the quantity you want to order!
I tried to order a negative number (with the hope that maybe I'd actually receive money for wasting the time reading his comic) but sadly it won't let me.
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I'm impressed with the field size where you enter the quantity you want to order!
LOL