Chick Tract discussion circle: How is Hell governed?

c4ts said:
Like the bible itself, Jack T. Chick's depiction of Hell is loaded with conflicting accounts. The only problem is that this time, they all come from a single person- CHICK!

Let's take a look at the following tracts:

According to "Party Girl," Hell is a bureaucracy:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0099/0099_01.asp

In "Bewitched," Hell is a corporation:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0045/0045_01.asp

In "A Demon's Nightmare," Hell has a military:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0004/0004_01.asp

In "The Assignment," they just plagarize Heaven:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0022/0022_01.asp

And in "The Only Hope," Hell is property of the Catholic church or something:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0030/0030_01.asp

So what kind of government works bureaucratically, places itself at the head of a television station, and puts its leader as head of the Catholic church AND overbearing world government? That's a lot of jobs to tackle at once. And look, in every tract, they manage to get things done. Every talk at the table of Hell is a success, a victory!
Satan's got those low-grade condom exports bringing in the money to pay for his television productions and broadcasting rights, and yet he has enough resources to care for all the demons in his army AND keep the flames going for eternity.
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I prefer South Park's Hell best. All you do is have luauas and engage in lewd sex acts.
 
When I saw the subject line of this thread, my first thoughts were of Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee...:eek:
 
Have you noticed how Chick has the devil wear a white priest's collar? Satan is a preacher!
 
Of course! Because Catholicism was started by Satan in "The Death Cookie!"
 
Odin said:
A map of Hell:
Hell
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The camp where I got basic military training is just off the top of that map.

We occasionally marched through Hell.

Edited to add: it's governed by the local municipal elected government.
 
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