The Great Zaganza
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Mind Control Towel Conspiracy
Invent a new conspiracy theory involving towels
Irrefutable evidy, and you can quote me on that - on your favorite CT spreading Site.
Invent a new conspiracy theory involving towels
The government has been secretly replacing regular towels with ones that have been treated with mind control chemicals. These chemically treated towels are then distributed to hotels, gyms, and other public places where unsuspecting individuals come into contact with them. The chemicals in the towels are designed to manipulate the user's thoughts and actions, making them more susceptible to government propaganda and control. This is all part of a larger plan to create a society of obedient citizens who will do the government's bidding without question. The true extent of the mind control towel conspiracy is unknown, but some believe that it may have already infiltrated every aspect of our daily lives.
Irrefutable evidy, and you can quote me on that - on your favorite CT spreading Site.
