Charlie was a paratrooper

>open door
The door explains, in a haughty tone, that the room is occupied by a
super-intelligent robot and that lesser beings (by which it means you) are not
to be admitted. "Show me some tiny example of your intelligence," it says,
"and maybe, just maybe, I might reconsider."

>get tea
no tea: Dropped.

>get no tea
no tea: Taken.

>inventory
You have:
no tea
tea
a small key
a flowerpot
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
a babel fish (in your ear)

>open door
The door is almost speechless with admiration. "Wow. Simultaneous tea and no
tea. My apologies. You are clearly a heavy-duty philosopher." It opens
respectfully.

[EDITED TO GIVE CREDIT: From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game, by Douglas Adams and Infocom]

[EDITED AGAIN TO ADD: For those of you who never played the game, before you are able to pick up the 'tea' and the 'no tea' at the same time, you *literally* have to go into your own brain and remove (again, literally -- you pick it up) your own common sense.]
 
CWL said:

MCR_Nitwit (A-Tacoist retard)

WHAT PRECICELY is your EVIDENCE for your preposterous claim that you possess "Free Chili" powers that allow you to defy the Laws of Tacos?

Tell me A-Tacoist, does a tossed Taco always land "filling up"?


You are no skeptic, pin-head. Any skeptic would understand that Thomas may have taken some non-anthroposophical zen buddhist actions, but that was clever propaganda designed to gain trust in the people of the Engine Shed who Thomas knew wouldn't trust him unless he vocalized a majority faith, even though he was an anthroposophical zen buddhist.

CWL
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lol. I control you.

- Death Star Commander
 
* Bump *

Ooops. Clumsy of me I know... but seriously. This is a pretty darn funny thread I had forgotten all about.

(At least it made me laugh. Don't hate me for trying to bring some joy into the world.)
 
CWL said:
* Bump *

Ooops. Clumsy of me I know... but seriously. This is a pretty darn funny thread I had forgotten all about.

(At least it made me laugh. Don't hate me for trying to bring some joy into the world.)
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My Turkey was an Agnostic Jew.
 
scribble said:
>open door
The door explains, in a haughty tone, that the room is occupied by a
super-intelligent robot and that lesser beings (by which it means you) are not
to be admitted. "Show me some tiny example of your intelligence," it says,
"and maybe, just maybe, I might reconsider."

>get tea
no tea: Dropped.

>get no tea
no tea: Taken.

>inventory
You have:
no tea
tea
a small key
a flowerpot
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
a babel fish (in your ear)

>open door
The door is almost speechless with admiration. "Wow. Simultaneous tea and no
tea. My apologies. You are clearly a heavy-duty philosopher." It opens
respectfully.

[EDITED TO GIVE CREDIT: From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game, by Douglas Adams and Infocom]

[EDITED AGAIN TO ADD: For those of you who never played the game, before you are able to pick up the 'tea' and the 'no tea' at the same time, you *literally* have to go into your own brain and remove (again, literally -- you pick it up) your own common sense.]
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Actually, Scribble, I managed to get the tea and no tea without ever having common sense in the first place.

And it's good to know my often misunderstood epithet of "mad taco-zealot" is not completely wasted here.
 
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