Censors modify The Today Show transcript

[American]

Seems Dan Rather has picked up a temp job at NBC doing stenography. Don't forget to have your time-card signed, Dan, or you won't get paid. You know-- with a real signature, not one you scanned with Photoshop....

"Transcript"

Kelley: “Matt, you play golf with the former President Bush?”

Lauer: “I have never played golf with him.”

Kelley: “You know that he's is a gregarious man. He's gracious. That's a very, very nice thing.

To those who actually listened to the interview-- recall Kelley did NOT ask a question. She stated that Matt plays golf with Bush, and continues without pause into her next sentence. Matt interjected to correct her- he was not answering a question - he was correcting her statement, and she completely ignored him without the slightest pause to acknowledge her "mistake".

Whoever wrote the transcript added the question mark to Kelley's statement. A beautiful forgery for the NBC archives, almost worthy of CBS.

 

[clk]

A beautiful forgery for the NBC archives, almost worthy of CBS.

Speaking of beautiful forgery, I have a question for you: How difficult was it for you and Patrick to forge your beautiful (although gay) love for each other, especially considering you two got together right after you broke up with Elton?

 

[American]

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Speaking of beautiful forgery, I have a question for you: How difficult was it for you and Patrick to forge your beautiful (although gay) love for each other, especially considering you two got together right after you broke up with Elton?

YOUR MAKINEG ME ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!


DOnT SAY that. DON'T!

 

[clk]

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YOUR MAKINEG ME ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!


DOnT SAY that. DON'T!

Making you angry? You mean like how Elton made you angry when he refused to become gayer than he already was? Look, you should'nt have tried to pressure him into putting on kinky sex costumes. Elton just isn't like that, although it appears Patrick is more than willing to do what you want. Are you and Patrick happy together? That's all that matters, you know, that you and him are happy.

 

[Blue Monk]

Oh my gosh, NBC is trying to cover up the fact that Matt Lauer plays golf with Bush!!

This is a joke, right? Are you being sarcastic and I’m just a little slow to catch the humor.

If so, then good one.

If not then ???

 

[clk]

Are you being sarcastic and I’m just a little slow to catch the humor.

You're not slow...American is the one that's slow. REAL slow.

 

[Blue Monk]

You're not slow...American is the one that's slow. REAL slow.

Perhaps NBC fears Matt will appear inpartial in his scathing “Favorite Foods of Politicians” segment.

 

[Ian Osborne]

Whoever wrote the transcript added the question mark to Kelley's statement. A beautiful forgery for the NBC archives, almost worthy of CBS.

American, if you look at the 'question', you will see that in the transcript it's framed as a statement inviting elaboration. Maybe this wasn't the case. Maybe the use of the question mark is inappropriate, but it's hardly a conspiracy of Watergate standards. Besides, if she 'continued without a pause', they must have been speaking at the same time when the interviewee interjected. How dare the transcript not print their words on top of each other!

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

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YOUR MAKINEG ME ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!


DOnT SAY that. DON'T!

You are such an angry homosexual. Do you and Patrick ever slap each other?

 

[clk]

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Do you and Patrick ever slap each other?

Only when they are having sex. American is kinky like that.

 

[American]

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Only when they are having sex. American is kinky like that.

THIS ISN'T CORRECT. NO!

 

[clk]

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THIS ISN'T CORRECT. NO!

Well we already know that you and Patrick like to dress up in costumes before making love (your avatar proves this point), so I wouldn't be surprised if you two also slapped each other around while making love. Don't be ashamed, American, there's nothing wrong with dressing up like a superhero and then slapping around your boyfriend...whatever makes you and Patrick happy, man.

 

[American]

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You are such an angry homosexual. Do you and Patrick ever slap each other?

OOOO look at the little baby talk! OOOOOOOO!


YOU AND CLK ARE LOVERS!

You dont know the arts either! Sign up for my class if you want help in that area. I'm the real renaisance man of this board, I believe.

 

[clk]

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OOOO look at the little baby talk! OOOOOOOO!

Dude, why are you so angry? Gay people are supposed to be HAPPY. Now get your act together, dammit. I wonder how Patrick is able to put up with you every day.

Sign up for my class if you want help in that area.

So you're teaching a class on homosexuality? Who's your assistant in the class, is it Patrick? I bet he's a teacher's pet and sucks up to the teacher (you)......literally. How's the class going, did a lot of people sign up for it?

 

[American]

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So you're teaching a class on homosexuality? Who's your assistant in the class, is it Patrick? I bet he's a teacher's pet and sucks up to the teacher (you)......literally. How's the class going, did a lot of people sign up for it?

You've been CENTRAL SCREW-TINIZED!!!!!


You guys are SICK!!!!!!

 

[clk]

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You guys are SICK!!!!!!

Let me get this straight...you dress up your boyfriend as a superhero before you make love to him and slap him around, and you're calling two straight people sick? Your definition of the word 'sick' is pretty gay.

 

[American]

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Let me get this straight...you dress up your boyfriend as a superhero before you make love to him and slap him around, and you're calling two straight people sick? Your definition of the word 'sick' is pretty gay.

How did you like getting CENTRAL SCREW-TINIZED? Did you enjoy it?!

 

[clk]

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Did you enjoy it?!

Did you enjoy making love to Patrick? I bet it isn't as fun for you if he doesn't let you slap him around, huh?

 

[American]

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Let me get this straight...

Get it STRAIGHT??? I think you mean "get it GAY". That's what you mean!

 

[clk]

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Get it STRAIGHT??? I think you mean "get it GAY". That's what you mean!

Yeah, since I was talking about you, I guess I should've said "get it gay". Sorry, it was a poor choice of words on my part. I must have thought that you were straight when I wrote that sentence. Why would I have possibly thought that? The last thing anyone would mistake you for is a straight man, especially considering that you are a flaming homosexual in denial.