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Celebrity Nominees 2020

The Great Zaganza

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The current election has taught us that celebrities are potentially credible nominees.

The advantages are obvious:
- considered to be outsiders, hence not tainted by the "corrupting influence of Washington"
- assumed to be wealthy enough as not to be beholden to special interests
- guaranteed free publicity
- somewhat pre-vetted by the gutter press


Now, there are of course some drawbacks, as the last contestant of "Celebrity President" continues to demonstrate.


But who, in your opinion, might make a decent celebrity candidate for the 2020 election?
 
I suggest a Trump/Cosby ticket because there are still so many women that they have not molested yet.
 
But who, in your opinion, might make a decent celebrity candidate for the 2020 election?

Colbert, now that he's clear of the uber-conservative character he played. Since VP is such a laid-back job, maybe he could even coax Stewart off his farm.

Colbert/Stewart 2020?
 
I posted this in another thread...

Democrat (no particular order)
George Clooney, Richard Gere

Green (no particular order)
Nell Newman, Leonardo DiCaprio

Republican (no particular order)
Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis
 
Robert de Niro and Oprah Winfrey. I suspect they would dislike one another. Anyone Oprah cannot simply dominate gets punched in the face by de Niro. Unbelievable cooperation from congress. Putin hides for 4 years.
 
A few that I can considered and discarded:
Taylor Swift won't be old enough
Bieber is Canadian.
Kiefer Sutherland suffers from the same affliction.
Bill Murray seems to be having too much fun just being Bill Murray.
Same with Tom Hanks.

So that narrowed it down to the following celebs:
Matt Damon/Ben Affleck - They can flip a coin for who gets top spot.
Rashida Jones - Went to Harvard.
Bill Belichick - Would make for interesting negotiations with Putin.
 
Lady Gaga in 2020!

And for the Republikers: Insane Clown Posse (both pres and vice)

IXP
 
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I suggest a Trump/Cosby ticket because there are still so many women that they have not molested yet.

I do wonder if the only way to eat into the remainder of tRump's support is to say that he's going for their* women.


*Note the use of the possessive.
 
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A few that I can considered and discarded:
Taylor Swift won't be old enough
Bieber is Canadian.
Kiefer Sutherland suffers from the same affliction.
Bill Murray seems to be having too much fun just being Bill Murray.
Same with Tom Hanks.

So that narrowed it down to the following celebs:
Matt Damon/Ben Affleck - They can flip a coin for who gets top spot.
Rashida Jones - Went to Harvard.
Bill Belichick - Would make for interesting negotiations with Putin.
Reporter: Mr. President, now that Moscow is a flaming ruin and Putin has been hung by his feet by the Russian mob do you have a plan to help them restore democracy?

President Belichick: We're on to China.
 
If we're ruling out bush and clintons... Then it has to be hiltons. Keep the dynastic games going.

Paris for Washington- now that's 2020 vision!
 
If we're ruling out bush and clintons... Then it has to be hiltons. Keep the dynastic games going.

Paris for Washington- now that's 2020 vision!


Paris' sister Nicky married a Rothschild! Sounds dynastic to me.
 
Maybe Jodie Foster. She did graduate magna cum laude from Yale, she's very articulate, and she's got female president looks. Also, I haven't heard many people say, "I really hate that Jodie Foster," like they may for other actors.
 
I wouldn't be surprised to hear Sean Penn interested in running for president.
 
I like Chris Rock and think he should start his way up the political food chain at the local level. I'd like to see him in Congress.
 

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