Cave Found Beneath the Euphrates River!

[Rusty Tyler]

Have you heard of this?


Cave Found Beneath the Euphrates River!

A hidden chamber beneath the Euphrates River has just been exposed, uncovered by a deep rupture in the earth that should not exist. Inside, researchers found walls covered in warnings, carved in seventeen ancient languages, all saying the same thing. Do not unseal. At the center of the chamber stood four massive chains anchored into solid bedrock. But the chains were not intact. They were broken. And they were empty. Since that moment, the region has changed. Tremors. Sightings. Unexplained disturbances. Jesus warned that when this begins, people would not recognize what they are looking at.

Moved from Religion and Philosophy to General Skepticism and the Paranormal.

Posted By: zooterkin

 

[JayUtah]

And...?

 

[Steve]

Have you heard of this?


Cave Found Beneath the Euphrates River!

A hidden chamber beneath the Euphrates River has just been exposed, uncovered by a deep rupture in the earth that should not exist. Inside, researchers found walls covered in warnings, carved in seventeen ancient languages, all saying the same thing. Do not unseal. At the center of the chamber stood four massive chains anchored into solid bedrock. But the chains were not intact. They were broken. And they were empty. Since that moment, the region has changed. Tremors. Sightings. Unexplained disturbances. Jesus warned that when this begins, people would not recognize what they are looking at.

 

[Myriad]

"Inside, researchers found walls covered in warnings, carved in seventeen ancient languages, all saying the same thing. Do not unseal."

Great place to put the "do not unseal" warnings: inside the sealed cave!

With any luck, the formerly chained monsters have the same IQ as the geniuses who put the warnings inside the chamber, and have already perished from attacking electrical substations with their silver swords.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Which seventeen languages?

 

[Olmstead]

I remember that part of the Bible that suddenly turned into a DnD session. Roll for initiative!

 

[Rusty Tyler]

And...?

Archeology isn't science?

 

[Rusty Tyler]

Which seventeen languages?

Sumarian, Aconti (sp?), Persian... beginning at the 7 min mark.

 

[theprestige]

Archeology isn't science?

Where's the primary archeological sources, then? What institutions sponsored this project, and staffed it? What notable archeologists did they engage to lead the effort? Where is their press release? When can we expect to see their peer reviewed scientific papers, detailing their discoveries?

 

[Darat]

What has this to do with religion?

 

[theprestige]

Sumarian, Aconti (sp?), Persian... beginning at the 7 min mark.

Sumerian went extinct two thousand years before Persian appeared. It'd be like us printing nuclear reactor safety notices in ancient Latin. Too obviously stupid to be a believable story.

 

[zooterkin]

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[JayUtah]

Archeology isn't science?

YouTube isn't archaeology.

 

[theprestige]

I see an "I was only pretending to be retarded" gambit in the near future of this thread.

 

[arthwollipot]

There is an image of Joe Rogan on the thumbnail and a flag that says "altered or synthetic content". Two immediate red flags.

 

[The Atheist]

What has this to do with religion?

Duh

Goddidit

 

[junkshop]

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[theprestige]

@Rusty Tyler , do you think you're bringing honor to your god, with this nonsense? Or are you bringing shame?

 

[arthwollipot]

I've had a quick look at that channel and the entirety of its content is clickbait pseudo-history bull ◊◊◊◊.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Have you heard of this?


Cave Found Beneath the Euphrates River!

A hidden chamber beneath the Euphrates River has just been exposed, uncovered by a deep rupture in the earth that should not exist. Inside, researchers found walls covered in warnings, carved in seventeen ancient languages, all saying the same thing. Do not unseal. At the center of the chamber stood four massive chains anchored into solid bedrock. But the chains were not intact. They were broken. And they were empty. Since that moment, the region has changed. Tremors. Sightings. Unexplained disturbances. Jesus warned that when this begins, people would not recognize what they are looking at.

I would say that there's a hole in your mind; but you, sir, are no Jeffrey Sinclair.