Catholic priests and exorcisms

[Dredred]

Exorcisms are also ostensibly performed in such religions as Islam and Santeria.

There's the case of the sister of Somalian-born Dutch politician Ayaan Hirsi Ali. She (the sister) went psychotic, and sought islamic treatment for her mental illness, in Kenia. That treatment consisted of beating her with a stick, to exorcise the evil spirits. She didn't survive it.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

See, and the perception that the Catholics are the only ones that perform excorcisms bugs me. They don't even do it right.

*I* however do perform excorcisms, and I do it the proper way.

I happily excorcise the demonic productions of crap bands from my hard drive after I have recorded/mixed/mastered them.

I will happily excorcise the demon of chastity from any woman aged 18 years and up in the name of my noodly appendage.

I forthrightly cast out the demonic tales of ID in the name of HIS noodly appendage.

Screw the Catholics and their starchy upper ritual. Crank up bad rock, get laid and give the finger to the Discovery Institute all in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Can I get an AMEN?!

AMEN, Brother!!

 

[Temporal Renegade]

There's the case of the sister of Somalian-born Dutch politician Ayaan Hirsi Ali. She (the sister) went psychotic, and sought islamic treatment for her mental illness, in Kenia. That treatment consisted of beating her with a stick, to exorcise the evil spirits. She didn't survive it.

Man, Dredred! Think we might have to exorcise your avatar. Gives me a headache!