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This makes me want to cry. Or laugh. Perhaps laugh so hard that I cry.
All this time, I've had my cooch examined by men, but now you're telling me I'm qualified to do it myself?! Woah!
Shut yer trap woman and git yer butt back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Oh my that's impressive. Cramming 10 subjects into 5 years, yeah I bet they're real experts in all of those fields. Oh look at that, homeopathy, I've heard that's much better for women than the chemicals those filthy patriarchal man-pigs shove down our throats.
I prefer being served by men. =/ You got any male naturopath-thingies?!
I'd rather be dead than be one of those wholefood/yoga/sunshine and rainbows/treehugger/chemicals are bad/hippie-women-thingies. They scare me.
They scare me, too, and I'm a guy.