Bush will write a book

[Undesired Walrus]

Watching an interview with him the other day, Bush said he will be writing a book soon after leaving office.

Can't wait.

 

[Thunder]

Watching an interview with him the other day, Bush said he will be writing a book soon after leaving office.

Can't wait.

Nice strawman. We all know he can't write.

 

[six7s]

Will colouring-in pencils be included?

 

[Patsy]

Perhaps he might consider reading one first??

 

[Upchurch]

Perhaps he might consider reading one first??

That's not fair. The whole world saw him read My Pet Goat.

 

[Thunder]

Did he read it or just look at the pictures?

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

Did he read it or just look at the pictures?

I'm not entirely sure W would perceive the difference between the two.

He does seem to experience periodic challenges with prepositions (and other parts of the language). Are we sure he didn't mean that he would be writing (coloring or scribbling, perhaps) in or on a book?

 

[The Atheist]

Will colouring-in pencils be included?

That's the impression I got.

This is George.

This is George's bike.

See George on his bike.

This is George's house.

These are the graves of all the people George agreed to kill.

See George denying clemency.

 

[boooeee]

Too bad "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" is already taken as a title.

 

[supercorgi]

Curious George Goes to Washington?

 

[Policenaut]

It might be a pop-up book. That'll be fun.

 

[fuelair]

Butt Buddies I Has Known

 

[Patsy]

That's not fair. The whole world saw him read My Pet Goat.

The whole world has seen my dog standing on the drivers seat of my car with his paws on the steering wheel. I assure you, this does not mean my dog is capable of driving the car

 

[six7s]

Butt Buddies I Has Known

A compendium series in teh making?

Turkeys I Have Known - limited edition scratch 'n' sniff while stocks last

 

[hgc]

Riddle: How many GWB's would you have to put at a typewriter for how many years before one of them comes up with My Pet Goat?

 

[TJM]

I hope these guys are commissioned to write the book or at least get credit as a reference. It would be shame to see their good work go to waste.

 

[MattusMaximus]

Doesn't he have to learn how to read first?

 

[Texas]

I found the Kindergarten section of JREF. I'll book mark for my grand kids.

 

[TriskettheKid]

This one is for the tinfoil crowd:

If I Did It

Or this one:

What, Me Worry?: Getting Off Unemployment

 

[tomwaits]

I'm hoping that since Obama is elected, the lame "Bush is dumb" jokes will stop.