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Britney Spears married (Sniff!)

Dorian Gray said:
*Bad Taste Alert*


Then thousands of Iranian women await you, Troll.
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Yeah but I don't wanna spend that much on live dates. do you have any idea of the cost to travel from the US to Iran? Would you spend that much on a first date? It's cheaper to go live and local. ;) haha
 
I think Ed the Sock said it best, during the Fromage 93 awards show (dedicated to the cheeziest videos of the year.)

To paraphrase:

"I don't believe anything that Britney does... when she claimed to be a virgin, I thought she was a sl*t... Now that she claims to be a sl*t, I still don't believe her."
 
She's back on the market, boys.

CNN

But you might question her intelligence...
"Plaintiff Spears lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to the marriage," the annulment petition said.
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... or her sobriety, at least.
 
Abdul Alhazred said:
Yes it's true!

I will never jerk off again!

I always admired Britney for her mind!
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Speaking of Britney, is that picture that has been around on the internet for a few year of Britney on stage wearing an absolutely transparent, plastic tube top genuine? Shwang!!!!!
 
Re: Re: Britney Spears married (Sniff!)

billydkid said:


Speaking of Britney, is that picture that has been around on the internet for a few year of Britney on stage wearing an absolutely transparent, plastic tube top genuine? Shwang!!!!!
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Umm.....post it and we will investigate!!
 
The attention whore got exactly what she wanted out of this stunt. All the news and entertainment shows talking about her over and over again.
 
Re: Re: Britney Spears married (Sniff!)

billydkid said:


Speaking of Britney, is that picture that has been around on the internet for a few year of Britney on stage wearing an absolutely transparent, plastic tube top genuine? Shwang!!!!!
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It's fake, but very well done. Britney Spears has made a very good career for herself by almost-but-not-quite revealing her goodies. As I noted to some teenage boys watching one of her music videos in a store, “No matter how many times you watch that video, her blouse won’t pop open.” It would be inconceivable for her agent to allow her to appear in public in that outfit.
To the best of my knowledge, the only “authentic” Britney Spears image that actually shows anything is a brief video clip of her in a badly adjusted dress.
 
So she was married, eh? So THAT'S why she hasn't been answering my letters!

BTW, I know it's conventional wisdom by the cultural elites that this girl can't sing, but it sure sounds like she can to me.
 
Britney has recently stated that she regrets posing for those revealing photos in Esquire. She also says she had "like, eight Red Bulls" - referring to the popular energy drink - before the Esquire photo shoot.

Spears also recently told Newsweek that she was "really into Indian spiritual religions". When asked if she was interested in Hinduism, Spears replied, "What's that? Is it like Kabbalah?".
 
Apparently there's an advert in the tabloids advertising "The 24 hour Lynx effect" and a picture of her ex husband, which i thought was quite good . I'll give em credit for that!
 
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