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Britney Spears married (Sniff!)

Abdul Alhazred said:


I will never jerk off again!
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Before you make rash decisions.... did you read THIS paragraph:

"But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage."
 
Re: Re: Britney Spears married (Sniff!)

Mel said:


Before you make rash decisions.... did you read THIS paragraph:

"But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage."
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Rash vows are always a mistake. I am forsworn!

I have jerked off again. :p
 
Let her do whatever sick slutty things she wants. The real suckers are us, for talking about it. (Not that I read Rolling Stone, but I bet many of us do. Tools.)


I wouldn't give her a passing glance. Don't give a tramp satisfaction, no matter how hot she is (and she is pretty hot).
 
American said:
Let her do whatever sick slutty things she wants. The real suckers are us, for talking about it. (Not that I read Rolling Stone, but I bet many of us do. Tools.)


I wouldn't give her a passing glance. Don't give a tramp satisfaction, no matter how hot she is (and she is pretty hot).
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She wouldn't have any interest in you anyhow. You have to be able to afford something more than Denny's.
 
The Central Scrutinizer said:

She wouldn't have any interest in you anyhow. You have to be able to afford something more than Denny's.
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Yes, but I'd still buy her the American Slam, She would love every nasty bite.
 
See this is what scares me about America and society in general. Spears is news. To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference between her and any other blonde popcrap whatever it is she is. Compared to Tori Amos and Patti Smith, I'd hardly call Spears a singer. Would I do her? Yeah, but right now I'm not sure blood pressure and pulse are factors I'd require. Is she and those damned Hilton dweebs newsworthy? I can't see how they are.
 
Troll said:
See this is what scares me about America and society in general. Spears is news. To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference between her and any other blonde popcrap whatever it is she is. Compared to Tori Amos and Patti Smith, I'd hardly call Spears a singer. Would I do her? Yeah, but right now I'm not sure blood pressure and pulse are factors I'd require. Is she and those damned Hilton dweebs newsworthy? I can't see how they are.
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Sex sells.

It's as simple as that. You said it yourself, you'd do her. And every time she's in the news, there's millions of men checking out the story to see if there's a bit of skin displayed. The women look because they want to know what they have to do so the men look at them instead.

It's natural.

I caught the episode of Punk'd that she was on. She seemed so vapid, immature, and spinny, it was embarrassing to watch. The lack of intellect she displayed has now turned me off her. I would no longer do her (I'm sure she'd be crushed to hear that).
 
*Bad Taste Alert*

Yeah, but right now I'm not sure blood pressure and pulse are factors I'd require.
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Then thousands of Iranian women await you, Troll.
 
Britney admitted to sleeping with that guy from the New Kids on the Block ripoff band.

I wouldn't touch her even if she bathed in lye and everclear, thats a mighty taint.
 
She's blonde. Ding! Lose 50 points.
She's dumb. Dong! Lose 50 more points.
She can't sing. Bzzzzt! Sorry. No more points to lose...
 
ok, everyone give their psychic predictions on how long before she appears in Playboy, Penthouse, or the like.

She has already gone through the bad-movie phase of her career (we hope that part is over) now lets get to the bareing it all phase! :)
 
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