British Reap Benefits Of Swine Flu Scare

[WildCat]

London, May 2 (IANS) Pop star Michael Jackson has reportedly scrapped a house-hunting trip to Britain in the wake of the swine flu outbreak.

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news-detail/51787/Michael-Jackson-delays-Britain-trip-amid-swine-flu.html

In the meantime, he's still in our country. This is a blow to all those hoping he'd pull a Madonna and become a UKOGBANIian.

 

[learner]

Damn him! You get your hopes up only to have them dashed. Is David Cassidy still alive?

 

[JihadJane]

Which part of him?

 

[Skeptic]

Apparently Jackson converted to Islam a few months back. An Israeli satirical paper noted that his new religious advisors decided -- in the interest of all concerned -- to not tell him only women are supposed to wear the veil, and not men as well.

 

[tomwaits]

Apparently Jackson converted to Islam a few months back. An Israeli satirical paper noted that his new religious advisors decided -- in the interest of all concerned -- to not tell him only women are supposed to wear the veil, and not men as well.

Actually, the conversion never happened. A British tabloid reported it a while back, and his lawyer then denied it was true. There's been nothing about it since.

 

[Randyt]

well he already wears a face mask, that should keep him pretend safe from a pretend epidemic

 

[TragicMonkey]

Look on the bright side--isn't Madonna over there now, pretending to be British?

I'd suggest we send Britney Spears over, but they'd only send back Amy Winehouse in her place, which would be a draw at best.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

In the meantime, he's still in our country. This is a blow to all those hoping he'd pull a Madonna

When is he going to pull an Elvis?

 

[scissorhands]

I'd suggest we send Britney Spears over

She is welcome in my caravan/trailer anytime.
I havent actually got one, but I would definately make the effort and purchase one.

As for wacko Jacko, has anyone mentioned to him that Ireland is nearer to the US than the UK and has lots of cheap properties?
Also the Irish love Michael.
He would prefer it there.