I don't understand wind farms...where are the animals? I don't see any barns. Are they animals trained to fly? Or do they float, wafted about by those big fans? That's cruel. Think of the chickens, laying eggs while hovering hundreds of feet up. Think of the cows, dropping milk, and butter, and ice cream, and other dairy products out of their behinds, swooping around in a panic trying to escape from Flock of Seagulls. They can't run, run so far away, if they are bobbing around in midair. And what about the horses, and goats, and wombats, and triceratopses, and all the other farm animals we learned about in kindergarten? According to the See-and-Say, the donkey goes "hee-haw", not "oh my god help me I'm going to fall oh god I'm going to die please please please no no!" Donkeys are notoriously acrophobic, as we learned in the Renaissance in that unfortunate incident with the Archbishop of Wurtzburgen. I think that wind farms are inherently cruel to animals, as well as highly impractical, and should be torn down and replaced with sensible energy methods like turning long-dead ancient animals into some kind of poisonous soup which can be extracted by Beverly Hillbillies and then put into cars. Or, we can switch from regular oil to Oil of Olay, or Lorenzo's Oil, or Midnight Oil.
: Wind farms may be a good way of getting electricity, but they sure are an eyesore when placed in rural regions. They stand out way too much due to their nature.
