Boehner vs His Religion

Poor James. The Catholics are so focused on the Virgin Mary . . .

Well, duh. It's their thing. I never even heard of a legend of her having other kids until I was in college.

And it still seems more likely to me that if there was another young man around the place, it was her toy boy, not another son. "Mom, I'm going to stop bringing my friends around if you're going to keep seducing them!" "Okay, dear. I just wonder....are you jealous of them, or of me? Either way: issues! Don't you give me that look! People who slam doors come to a bad end, just you wait!!"
 

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