Birds aren't real!

[Carlotta]

We don't need a parody conspiracy theory that's not any dumber than half a dozen widely believed ones.

I know. This one seems easier for some nuts to buy than the great return of the JFKs!

 

[trustbutverify]

https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/the-history

Not sure if its real or satire,then again most conspiracies are like that lol

It's satire, but it might also be, as in the case of the flat-headers, a comedic experiment designed to see just how stupid conspiratoids can be.

 

[Trebuchet]

Birds are actually dinosaurs, therefore not real because the earth is only 6000 years old.

 

[Olmstead]

Birds are actually dinosaurs, therefore not real because the earth is only 6000 years old.

I thought dinosaurs were actually dragons? Which means that birds are dragons. I think we can all live with that.

 

[Fidelio]

Noted bird thread. 6 hours ago I replaced the bluebird nest boxes as I do on my birthday (thanks ISF). 8 minutes after that a bluebird (sex unknown) checked it out , as in looked it over went inside and made a down payment. 10 minutes after that another (non-sex specific) bluebird wanted to take issue and the two proceeded to slug it out. This leads me to believe we are at all times being observed by birds. Thank you Jesus it ain't crows.

 

[Carlotta]

Ooh! Now you've got me worried about that hawk in my yard today!