The Mighty Thor
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It occurs to me that Mrs Blair might well have worn her 'protection' pendant in place of a Crucifix -- another talisman for warding off evil spirits.
So, the dilemma for the religious politician is:
WIFE: I'm wearing this pendant to protect me from radiation and bad vibes.
HUSBAND: Oh, you didn't go wasting money on that psuedo-science rubbish, did you?
WIFE: Mrs Caplin (sp?) says it works if one has FAITH darling. Don't be bringing those bad vibes of yours near our bedroom tonight, OK! You'll be telling me you don't believe in miracles, or heaven and hell, or the resurrection, or the Eucharist . . . or God, next. Are you becoming a heathen?
HUSBAND: No dear. Sorry dear. And will you be wearing that red basque tonight and those fishnets . . . you know I like that . . .'
WIFE: Well . . . IF you are a REALLY good boy . . .'
HUSBAND: You know, I really like that pendant. Do they do 'shielded ties' for men?"
So, the dilemma for the religious politician is:
WIFE: I'm wearing this pendant to protect me from radiation and bad vibes.
HUSBAND: Oh, you didn't go wasting money on that psuedo-science rubbish, did you?
WIFE: Mrs Caplin (sp?) says it works if one has FAITH darling. Don't be bringing those bad vibes of yours near our bedroom tonight, OK! You'll be telling me you don't believe in miracles, or heaven and hell, or the resurrection, or the Eucharist . . . or God, next. Are you becoming a heathen?
HUSBAND: No dear. Sorry dear. And will you be wearing that red basque tonight and those fishnets . . . you know I like that . . .'
WIFE: Well . . . IF you are a REALLY good boy . . .'
HUSBAND: You know, I really like that pendant. Do they do 'shielded ties' for men?"