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Bill Maher ID joke nails it

When President Bush said we should all have national ID, I thought he was talking about something else.
 
Cain said:
Originally posted at FreeRepublic.com


Wow, Cain. You found a random idiot nobody on the internet and decided to reproduce him here.

Thanks.
 
Mycroft said:
Wow, Cain. You found a random idiot nobody on the internet and decided to reproduce him here.

Thanks.

An idiot on the internet? It can't be!

You know the old joke that if you put an infinite number of monkeys next to an infinite number of typwriters eventually one of them will write Shakespeare's plays?

Well, the internet has proven that that's not true.
 
Mycroft said:
Wow, Cain. You found a random idiot nobody on the internet and decided to reproduce him here.

Thanks.

If I wanted to find an idiot, then I would have to look far beyond this forum. In fact, I could easily click on the membership roll and select a letter at random -- like, I dunno, 'm'. But enough about that, I thought Stewart's joke was funny.
 
Cain said:
If I wanted to find an idiot, then I would have to look far beyond this forum. In fact, I could easily click on the membership roll and select a letter at random -- like, I dunno, 'm'. But enough about that, I thought Stewart's joke was funny.


Yeah that fowlsound guy's an idiot.

Trust me.
 
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Jocko said:
Not to defend creationists, but if we took that attitude on every alternate theory right out of the gate we'd never have advanced to the Copernican model of the universe. Seems a tad smug and emotionally defensive, IMHO.


'Cept Copernicus had evidence.

He wasn't just standing up in the middle of science lectures and saying "Nun-unnnn!"


We didn't advance merely because people had alternate "theories". We advanced because people frigging figured out how the friggin universe was really built.



And. That's. Maher's. Joke.




And a damn good one, if you ask me.
 
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Silicon said:
'Cept Copernicus had evidence.

He wasn't just standing up in the middle of science lectures and saying "Nun-unnnn!"

You know, I really tried to make a point and bow out, but since you bring this up...

Around 1514 he distributed a little book, not printed but hand written, to a few of his friends who knew that he was the author even though no author is named on the title page. This book, usually called the Little Commentary, set out Copernicus's theory of a universe with the sun at its centre. The Little Commentary is a fascinating document. It contains seven axioms which Copernicus gives, not in the sense that they are self evident, but in the sense that he will base his conclusions on these axioms and nothing else; see [79]. What are the axioms? Let us state them:

There is no one centre in the universe.
The Earth's centre is not the centre of the universe.
The centre of the universe is near the sun.
The distance from the Earth to the sun is imperceptible compared with the distance to the stars.
The rotation of the Earth accounts for the apparent daily rotation of the stars.
The apparent annual cycle of movements of the sun is caused by the Earth revolving round it.
The apparent retrograde motion of the planets is caused by the motion of the Earth from which one observes.

A full account of Copernicus's theory was apparently slow to reach a state in which he wished to see it published, and this did not happen until the very end of Copernicus's life when he published his life's work under the title De revolutionibus orbium coelestium (Nuremberg, 1543). In fact had it not been for Georg Joachim Rheticus, a young professor of mathematics and astronomy at the University of Wittenberg, Copernicus's masterpiece might never have been published.

We should note that Rheticus was a Protestant, so in those troubled times of the Reformation he took somewhat of a risk visiting a Catholic stronghold. In September 1539 Rheticus went to Danzig, visiting the mayor of Danzig, who gave him some financial assistance to help publish the Narratio Prima or, to give it its full title First report to Johann Schöner on the Books of the Revolutions of the learned gentleman and distinguished mathematician, the Reverend Doctor Nicolaus Copernicus of Torun, Canon of Warmia, by a certain youth devoted to mathematics. The publication of this work encouraged Copernicus to publish the full mathematical details of his theory which he had promised 27 years earlier.

Source (my emphases)

See, not only didn't he say "nnhnn," in fact he almost didn't say anything at all, and probably would never have amounted to so much as a footnote without someone else broaching a religious divide to see if there was something to his unexpanded theories.

So in a manner of speaking, it dovetails quite neatly with what I was saying, thankyouverymuch.

We didn't advance merely because people had alternate "theories". We advanced because people frigging figured out how the friggin universe was really built.

Figuring it out is half the fight. Communicating it is the other. Just one half gets you nowhere, as the anecdote above illustrates.

And. That's. Maher's. Joke.

And a damn good one, if you ask me.

Motion is relative. So is humor. All I know is how it looks from here.
 
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Skeptic said:
Agreed. At best, ID is a philosophy and should be treated as such.


ID, instead, says that billions of years ago an intelligent creator created DNA and life out of inorganic chemicals with his superhuman engineering powers.


Clearly, these are completely different theories. Any relation is purely coincidental.

Not really. No. ID has no content, none at all; it certainly has no "theory." Its proponents attack evolution and its proposed mechanisms, and some will hold to a young Earth (there are some YECs in the ID movement). But they offer no theory about what did or did not happen billions or tens of thousands of years ago. The Discovery Institute's -- primary ID "think" tank -- George Gilder has explicitly insisted that ID itself has no actual content.

ID does, also, track YEC tactics and arguments, including mining the same quotes from evolutionary scientists to "prove" that evolution is a collapsing theory in crisis. (Which is the actual content of ID, namely, attacking evolution.)

The "fellows" of the DI understand there is no ID theory yet, so, rather than demanding that their (non-existent) theory be taught, they have switched to a demand to "teach the controversy." The controversy, as they see it, is between science's methodological materialism on the one hand, and the IDists deisre to introduce supernatural explanations on the other.

But they do not really mean even that. Science has long been able to test supernatural claims, after all. What the IDists want is for their supernatural explanations to be exempt from any requirements that their notions have predictive power, or be subject to falsification. In sum, they want to be able to simply assert that goddidit here and there, in this gap or that, and empiricists are to leave the assertion alone, because, they argue, to do otherwise is to unfairly privilege materialism.
 
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Jocko said:
Agreed. At best, ID is a philosophy and should be treated as such. But the impression I get is that it's not the religious angle that so rankles a lot of people, so much as the temerity to question an accepted theory.

Temerity to question is a good thing. Lying cheating slimewadliness is what rankles. By slimewadliness, I mean the fact that there is no theory to ID theory. There is a lot of smoke and mirrors and fluff and distraction and posturing and whining about evolution, but there is no evidence and no reasoning beyond 'we don't believe in evolution'.

ID as a philosophy is right up there with dowsing and communicating with the dead on national TV. A great place to make fast money from the gullible, but no basis in reality.
 
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Jocko said:
But the impression I get is that it's not the religious angle that so rankles a lot of people, so much as the temerity to question an accepted theory.

Where do you get this impression?

Scientists love questioning accepted theories. They live for the day when they can overthrow an accepted theory and reap the accolades. Visit any scientific conference and see how firmly people argue with the flavor-of-the-month.

The problem is that the theory of evolution (in particular) is "accepted" because there's just so damn much evidence supporting it. Of course, there was also a hell of a lot of evidence supporting geocentrism (prior to Copernicus), the circularity of orbits (prior to Kepler), the wave theory of light (prior to Einstein and the photoelectric effect), the law of conservation of mass (prior to special relativity), and the idea that all of mathematics could be algorithmically proven (prior to Goedel). That's why we remember the names Einstein and Goedel today.

Why do you think scientists question all accepted theories except this one?
 
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new drkitten said:
Where do you get this impression?

Scientists love questioning accepted theories. They live for the day when they can overthrow an accepted theory and reap the accolades. Visit any scientific conference and see how firmly people argue with the flavor-of-the-month.

The problem is that the theory of evolution (in particular) is "accepted" because there's just so damn much evidence supporting it. Of course, there was also a hell of a lot of evidence supporting geocentrism (prior to Copernicus), the circularity of orbits (prior to Kepler), the wave theory of light (prior to Einstein and the photoelectric effect), the law of conservation of mass (prior to special relativity), and the idea that all of mathematics could be algorithmically proven (prior to Goedel). That's why we remember the names Einstein and Goedel today.

Why do you think scientists question all accepted theories except this one?

Sorry, I did not mean to give the impression that it was unique to any particular issue. The status accorded to those who do overcome contemporary thinking, however, suggests to me at least that their exceptions prove a rule.
 
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Jocko said:
Agreed. At best, ID is a philosophy and should be treated as such. But the impression I get is that it's not the religious angle that so rankles a lot of people, so much as the temerity to question an accepted theory.


To get off copernicus --I'm not quite sure I get your point on him, but let's get back to your original point a bit.


Are you saying that we SHOULDN'T argue against people who think that teaching "both sides" is good science?


I think the best humor points out a truth, and I think Maher does that. But as I've said before, funny is in the bone of the beholder.

But do you think that the solution is to NOT treat ID'ers negatively because they are merely humble and honest questioners of accepted theory?


I don't recall any broad outrage or rankling among folks when a scientist, using the tools of science, challenged a scientific theory. I don't remember folks going crazy when Hawking recently reversed himself on Black Holes. Or when Robert Bakker started spouting off on warm-blooded dinosaurs. Such TIMERITY!!!


I think there IS a good deal of temerity involved, if one outright challenges a theory and AT THE SAME TIME refuses to offer evidence for their own theory. That's temerity. That's balls. That's chutzpah. I would go further and call it enormously egotistical, pig-headed and an outrage to modernity. I would call it the highest form of hubris. I would also call it an attempt to hijack both religion and science and shackle them to a political agenda, which serves noone but the power brokers. I call them willing liers. Snake-oil peddlers. Con-artists stealing power from the churchgoers to hand to the powerful corporate elite, and being funded by billionaires like Howard Ahmanson Jr.

After all, these "honest questioners" aren't toiling in the fields of science. They've got no research programs, and they don't study or teach these theories at universities or laboratories. Zero accredited universities teach ID classes. Even Christian universities don't teach it. You can't take an ID class at Pepperdine, Notre Dame, even BYU. Behe can't get his pet theories taken seriously at even Christian university science departments. That's how you can spot a crank, right there. Instead of working in the field and winning over scientists using the facts, They fight the battle among the uneducated. They do it at the ballot box and at the public school level. If they can't get universities to listen, they'll bypass the entire academic world. They'll win in the politics, and they refuse to play in the world of peer-review and independant verification. And that's why it's a political fight, almost solely.

And that's beyond timerity. It's fraud.


And that's what's objectionable to me.
 
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Jocko said:
The status accorded to those who do overcome contemporary thinking, however, suggests to me at least that their exceptions prove a rule.

Does the status accorded to national championship athletes also suggest that their exceptions prove a rule? How about the status accorded to masterwork musicians who get to solo with the top orchestras -- or Hall of Fame rock musicians?

The status accorded to those who overcome contemporary thinking reflects the difficulty of that particular task -- after all, contemporary thinking is what it is precisely because contemporary scientific thinking is well-supported both by theory and a huge body of empirical and experimental evidence. In a sense, contemporary scientific thinking represents a collective "world record" of knowledge, and to transcend the existing world record, and to set a new one, is a task well worth celebration and status.

Again, where do you get this impression? What events can you point to that suggest that scientists are "hostile" to other scientists challenging accepted theories? What they are justifiably hostile to is non-scientists passing off non-scientific theories, fraudulently and without evidence, as science. But that's a different kettle of fish entirely. There are also records -- mostly historical, thank God -- of scientists objecting to the wrong sort of person trying to do science. (For example, the objections to "Jewish science" in Nazi Germany, or the sexist responses to Beatrix Potter's publication of the structure of lichens.) But again, that's a different kettle of fish -- it's not the belief structure that was being protected, but the social structure.

Demsky, a noted ID proponent, is a card-carrying member of the scientific establishment. Socially, there's nothing wrong with him. I have no objection to him on that basis. I also have no objection to his temerity in "challenging" the theory of evolution. I do, however, object to him as being a lying, fraudulent, incompetent, dishonest, manipulative cheese-weasel.
 
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Jocko said:
Agreed. At best, ID is a philosophy and should be treated as such. But the impression I get is that it's not the religious angle that so rankles a lot of people, so much as the temerity to question an accepted theory.

Using your light example, for instance, it wasn't that long ago that scientists "knew" it was a wave and therefore believed the whole of creation was filled with an infinitely rigid material called the ether, so as to explain its transmission through vacuum. Of couse it was bupkes, and we now have a broader take on the nature of electromagetism.

So... invisible buddy in the sky, or invisible material covering the entire universe. - which sounds sillier to you? ;)

But it is not philosophy either. It is religion with no basis at all in reason.
 
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Silicon said:
I don't recall any broad outrage or rankling among folks when a scientist, using the tools of science, challenged a scientific theory. I don't remember folks going crazy when Hawking recently reversed himself on Black Holes. Or when Robert Bakker started spouting off on warm-blooded dinosaurs. Such TIMERITY!!!
One example I find immensely gratifying is the way the scientific world has handled the accelarating expansion of the universe. The first evidence was treated very critically and sceptically, but as independent evidence came in old ideas were discarded and attention turned to working out the why. All within a few years. Science at its best.

ID has no place in such a discipline. It would demean it.
 
Jocko said:
Surely you couldn't disagree with an iron-clad theory like that?

(Yes, I'm the first to admit that joke smelt.)


"iron-clad"?!?

"smelt"?!?



Ladies and gentlemen...may I introduce the Double-Pun!!!!!


:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
Kodiak said:
"iron-clad"?!?

"smelt"?!?



Ladies and gentlemen...may I introduce the Double-Pun!!!!!


:clap: :clap: :clap:

Someone should be paid scale for a smelt joke. :D
 

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