Merged Bigfoot follies

[Resume]

As in "the logging scared our Wood Apes away"? Is that what you mean?

Yep. Maybe scared them to a new location where Operation I Can't Believe They're Falling for This **** Again will begin.

 

[William Parcher]

These habituation hoaxes have a built-in lifespan. You can only claim to be in close association for so long before people who you feel are important start to call foul on you.

Maybe I should add that the lifespan is for public reporting of the habituation scenario but not necessarily of the habituation scene itself. Such as... the MRP folks might still go and sit in their riverside chairs and listen to their Bigfoots but they no longer talk about it publicly.

 

[The Shrike]

So 20th Century logging had no affect on them but 21st Century logging makes them skeedaddle?

 

[William Parcher]

Yep. Maybe scared them to a new location where Operation I Can't Believe They're Falling for This **** Again will begin.

Or that all of the Bigfoots run away except the one that breaks the big healthy trees. "Gablemp is breaking our trees and ruining our habitat just like the human loggers would do. We are getting out of here and he can have the place to himself. Gather up your kin and let's scissor-walk out of here leaving the jerk behind."

 

[Resume]

So 20th Century logging had no affect on them but 21st Century logging makes them skeedaddle?

Let me quote a BFF notable on the subject:

This is what hacks me off about bigfoot skeptics. I blame them for those clearcuts. No rational reason not to.

 

[William Parcher]

Shrike, logging has always made them move to areas where logging isn't happening or isn't intense. Then later they can move back into the new growth where the logging had previously occurred.

 

[Drewbot]

Gablemp? ok, where did that come from

 

[William Parcher]

Gablemp? ok, where did that come from

Google it and you will find your answer.

 

[Drewbot]

No.

Gablemp is not coming up with anything.

I thought it was just a random name you applied to the Bigfoot, like Dogderbek or something.

 

[William Parcher]

It was a random name from my mind and that's why it's nowhere on Google.

BTW, you might enjoy Clemm Dogderbek's music.

 

[comncents]

BB either

A: did the same thing most other BF story tellers do...gave too many details that didn't add up

or

B: Wanted to quit the BFF so all the people participating in the thread would go to his website or podcast

In either case, he ultimately claimed that he was leaving because the BFF he started, just wasn't the same anymore.

 

[Drewbot]

"Gablemp in contemplation"

 

[William Parcher]

"Gablemp in contemplation"

I've always enjoyed your artwork and it seems to get better.

 

[dmaker]

Well, as predicted Kathy Strain has jumped into the fray to defend bipto. She claims that bipto only left because his role is to educate and there was no more education happening. Also, she was quick to point out that she has seen 2, possibly 3, wood apes at Area X.

 

[Resume]

Well, as predicted Kathy Strain has jumped into the fray to defend bipto. She claims that bipto only left because his role is to educate and there was no more education happening. Also, she was quick to point out that she has seen 2, possibly 3, wood apes at Area X.

Yes, area x is just another habituation site with no more evidence than others. Just the same campfire stories, bald assertions, special pleadings and obfuscation.

 

[comncents]

^^ How about a picture or 2 of a healthy 24" oak snapped at the base??? That should be simple enough to provide. Should be easy for any of them to find on that 10 acre spread.

 

[Resume]

^^ How about a picture or 2 of a healthy 24" oak snapped at the base??? That should be simple enough to provide. Should be easy for any of them to find on that 10 acre spread.

It doesn't appear NAWACers could find their rectums with a flashlight and a mirror. Though I don't think they're looking for those any more than they are bigfoot wood apes.

 

[Northern Lights]

^^ How about a picture or 2 of a healthy 24" oak snapped at the base??? That should be simple enough to provide. Should be easy for any of them to find on that 10 acre spread.

You mean like this?

5 days earlier, this trail was walked and that was not there. No wind storms during that time either.

 

[William Parcher]

You mean like this?

Look at all of those little branchlets sticking out of the trunk. That is nature's hair trap. Look at the rough bark. That is nature's hair trap.

Bigfoot is covered top to bottom with shaggy hair. If Bigfoot knocked that tree down then its hairs have to be stuck in places right in front of your eyes.

But you won't find any Bigfoot hairs ever and you won't stop believing ever.

 

[William Parcher]

You mean like this?

Think about how a 9 foot ape would either push or pull down that tree. Would it wrap both massive arms around the trunk and then push or pull? Would it first have to break off the branchlets so that it can get its body right up next to the trunk? Is there a section where Bigfoot broke off those branchlets giving it access to the trunk? Or does Bigfoot have very long slender arms like poles that fit in between all the branchlets and then delicately knocks the tree down leaving all the branchlets intact?