Merged Bigfoot follies

[Jodie]

But Darkwing is already a member here.



So there could be a mistake and Smith really is a guy.

Facts from a BFF mod and then passed to your brother and then to you? I have a good working strategy. Never believe anything that a BFF "authority" says. Nothing. Never. Ever.

Yes he is, so the Edfrom Oklahoma was a sockpuppet..

I don't think the people I know would be mistaken about "Ed" being a psuedo identity assumed by one of the MABRC.

 

[HarryHenderson]

This is pretty interesting.

Don huh?

Yes he is, so the Edfrom Oklahoma was a sockpuppet..

I don't think the people I know would be mistaken about "Ed" being a psuedo identity assumed by one of the MABRC.

One way a forum keeps out undesirables is through their IP address. Which itself can be directly banned, or it can also be used to discover other identities/sockpuppets through any one post's IP address sig. Now, it's not complicated to overcome such a constraint IF one is willing to take a few extra steps to consciously conceal such dastardly deeds.

In this instance, it appears Darkwing hasn't been active here since Dec. 17, 2011 with his last post being from way back in April, 2011. As such, his present day IP address inevitably would not be the same (although it could be similar) as the one he had in that last post. Thus there's likely no good way to properly directly compare this most recent 'Smith' to him.

Apparently this latest incarnation of 'Smith' had some clear connections to several other former members here that likely had no connection to Darkwing's account (or they'd have discerned that too). I doubt the mods would ban on just supposition or hearsay in such a matter. Thus I find it almost impossible to believe this 'Smith' is any kind of Darkwing sockpuppet unless he's recently become a lot smarter than I know he is.

If it helps with the judging in this 'who's the tallest midget' contest, he was in fact banned from the original BFF.

 

[Jodie]

Ganglion perhaps?

 

[Resume]

What is interesting about this latest Rick Dyer/ Musky Allen freezer footie fandango is the way all the footers deem these two as crazy without once taking a look in the mirror.

 

[calwaterbear]

What is interesting about this latest Rick Dyer/ Musky Allen freezer footie fandango is the way all the footers deem these two as crazy without once taking a look in the mirror.

even better is the forever hopefull crowd lining up behind Dyer! "finally a body".

Funny how all of them ignore inconvinient little issues. Things like, had Dyer shown his monkey to spike TV instead of Musky, he would have a check for 10 million right now.
But of course it's not about the money now - is it!

 

[The Shrike]

^It can't be about the money because there's no money to be made in bigfootery. Everybody knows that if you discover bigfoot you will lose a lot of money, your friends will disown you, and "science" will tease you, mercilessly.

 

[calwaterbear]

^It can't be about the money because there's no money to be made in bigfootery. Everybody knows that if you discover bigfoot you will lose a lot of money, your friends will disown you, and "science" will tease you, mercilessly.

says Melbas minions, as she stuffs her purse with a half million in cash, and galavants around the globe, leaving clueless mindless robots to defend the indefensible!
someday when io grow up i hope to get to the point where half a million is chump change!

 

[Drewbot]

Weird stuff.

 

[calwaterbear]

Calwaterbear, I took the liberty of offering Bipto a free test of his hair sample.
I said I would pay for it. Hopefully you can give me a JREF discount.

Drew
I'm not interested in doing it, I'm sick and tired of guys hoping to catch lightning in a bottle. see your PM box, i will hook you up with someone who will do it as a favor. i have tested 8 different samples in the past 6 months, nothing but human, and bear,

 

[DennyT]

One can look into the not-so distant future and see how the landscape of bigfootery will look. Sykes' study will show a few "animals", a few humans, and a few "no DNA recovered" based on current methods of identification. Regardless of whether or not Sykes sequences nuDNA, he cannot prove that bigfoot doesn't exist. Scientists will grow weary of running free samples for believers who only abuse scientists, both before and after getting the human/bear/no DNA results. At the same time, the believers will claim that the human results are actually bigfoots, and also that the "no DNA" are actually "unknowns." Using these criteria, and with the naturally falling prices of DNA testing, every believer will be able to claim his/her own proven backyard bigfoot, using $40 home test kits ("limited time offer: ask how to get free shipping") sold on TV.

Meanwhile, while Melba the VIII establishes the new Humanglican sect, Jeffrey the First will rule the pApist sect from VatihoState. Wars of succession will be fought, marriages of convenience will be arranged, intrigues of state will take place behind the scenes. Violence will erupt in Belfast. The devotees will continue to fill the offertory plates. A Shakespearean-like series of tragedies will be shown on cable TV, documenting the rise and fall of the various protagonists. Four hundred years later, the bones of one prominent champion of the faith will be discovered under a parking lot in Ohio; by then there will be a hundred different Squistian denominations world-wide.

 

[Resume]

Meanwhile, while Melba the VIII establishes the new Humanglican sect, Jeffrey the First will rule the PApist sect from VatihoState. Wars of succession will be fought, marriages of convenience will be arranged, intrigues of state will take place behind the scenes. Violence will erupt in Belfast. The devotees will continue to fill the offertory plates. A Shakespearean-like series of tragedies will be shown on cable TV, documenting the rise and fall of the various protagonists. Four hundred years later, the bones of one prominent champion of the faith will be discovered under a parking lot in Ohio; by then there will be a hundred different Squistian denominations world-wide.

Then . . . The Four Woodapes of the Squatchmegeddon.

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

What is interesting about this latest Rick Dyer/ Musky Allen freezer footie fandango is the way all the footers deem these two as crazy without once taking a look in the mirror.

Muskey Allen? I knew him, but he was going by the more covert name of Allen Muskey....

I'm not sure what that whole saga is about, but it's definately bollocks.

 

[calwaterbear]

Its a world championship Prize fight

Melba lands a haymaker - "I've got monkey/angel DNA" she spouts. the believers flock to her side, and stare up adoringly. Bigfoot is "not of this world" well sort of, it was a celestial orgy with monkeys and angels and asian women and european women all having one giant F*** fest!

Dyer, sees this, hes not happy! not at all! "I used to be king of the footers, back in 2008, and it was a great place to scam people, now how did I do that?"

Oh yeah
Hey everybody, i shot a bigfoot, i have film and the body and everything!
believers abandon Melba and flock to their once fallen, now resurected hero Rick Dyer. (the old Bf in the box trick, works every time)

Melbas furious, nobodys paying her any attention, and the journals are laughing her out of their offices! But shes a crafty old Broad

Step 1. Start my own journal
step 2. camoflauge my ownership
step 3, throw away 99.5% of my data (doesnt tell me the story i want)
Step 4 publish I have bigfoot DNA! and BTW guys, if you read between the lines, she may have removed the words Angel DNA, but it is still in the paper, just wordsmithed a bit!

and the minions flock back to the Melba hero worship club!

whats next? Dyer has to counter punch, and he has to do it fast! Look for the big reveal, he will try to get by with his little movie, but when that falls flat, he will be required to show, once again, the monkey in the box
and we all know how that turns out - we already saw it once before, in 2008!
CWB

 

[OntarioSquatch]

It's worth noting that this isn't Dyer's second bigfoot in a freezer claim. It's actually his third. His second time was in 2009.

Some Gold from the BFF:

"The fact I now believe Dyer would lead one to conclude that I must, for now, accept the notion that BF does indeed exist. However, my belief is conditional and predicated on the final confirmation of his story. It's really quite simple."

"I never thought I would be uttering those words. Yes..this guy has been a con man..maybe he still is...but not this time."

 

[Resume]

It's worth noting that this isn't Dyer's second bigfoot in a freezer claim. It's actually his third. His second time was in 2009.

Some Gold from the BFF:

"The fact I now believe Dyer would lead one to conclude that I must, for now, accept the notion that BF does indeed exist. However, my belief is conditional and predicated on the final confirmation of his story. It's really quite simple."

"I never thought I would be uttering those words. Yes..this guy has been a con man..maybe he still is...but not this time."

The highlighted is standard footer mantra, a mission statement if you will. The conniest con-man (person) wins the day. Until the next con.

 

[calwaterbear]

I stand corrected, 3 time monkey in the box, and believers lined up out the door adoring their hero!
In the Meantime, Burtzov, that crazy russian is really steamed, everyone has forgotten that he is indeed the godfather of hoaxing BF. So naturally today, he pops up with a brand new "best video ever, by an 11 year old kid with a cell phone, screaming a much rehearsed "I'm going to be eaten" or some such Russian gobbltygook.

These guys are falling all over each other trying to get into todays limelight, Its like a peacock lek (somebody musty have loaned Melba some sort of artificial peacock embelishment!

It's worth noting that this isn't Dyer's second bigfoot in a freezer claim. It's actually his third. His second time was in 2009.

Some Gold from the BFF:

"The fact I now believe Dyer would lead one to conclude that I must, for now, accept the notion that BF does indeed exist. However, my belief is conditional and predicated on the final confirmation of his story. It's really quite simple."

"I never thought I would be uttering those words. Yes..this guy has been a con man..maybe he still is...but not this time."

 

[The Shrike]

I'm just stunned that OntarioSquatch encountered something too ridiculous to swallow.

So lemme get this straight: Rick Dyer = total con man and not to be believed, but Ketchum = persecuted truth-seeker who's proven the reality of bigfoot?

 

[GT/CS]

Sort of sounds like someone from Ketchum's camp, doesn't it?

 

[calwaterbear]

Sort of sounds like someone from Ketchum's camp, doesn't it?

always has been, always will be. Don't tell him though, it's my secret pipeline, whatever i say to him is being disected and demonized within the Melba camp within 10 minutes of me saying it. turns out to be pretty usefull conduit for communication!

 

[jerrywayne]

This is John Green's advancement of a novel theory based on a book he read.
http://bigfootbooksblog.blogspot.com/

This theory: all higher primates, past and present, are bipedal. At least their spinal cords belie the fact, even if they are knuckle walkers like gorillas. Green moves from this to argue that Giganto was bipedal too. And sasquatch is Giganto is sasquatch.

But what about the feet? Big difference between an orang's (and by inference, a Giganto's) foot, still grasping with opposable toe, and the giant human foot of the alleged sasquatch.