Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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Impossible! Sure, I was groggy and tense, and drifting off in front of my computer screen, but only nutballs have waking dreams. The only acceptable explanation is that a 9-by-6-foot giant ape was zapping me with infrasound from its perch in my 10-foot pecan tree, possibly hiding behind (or inside!) the 9-inch-tall bird-house. Physical size means nothing to teleporting-extradimensional-infrasounding-invisible sasquatch.

You should know that, WGBH!

Sorry, sticking to my original internet diagnosis. :D
 
How stupid does he think believers are? That's what such an obvious fake says..."Bigfoot believers are really dumb."


Well, believers think that Bigfoot exists. Some would say that that is dumb in itself. Anyway, TS seems to be aiming higher than just BF believers. He wants the Canadian government to pay him to study Bigfoot. Maybe that is just part of the act. He knows that the gov will not ever pay him once cent so he has nothing to lose by flaunting his brazen offer.

The eyeball looks like a glass marble. It sticks out too far... bug-eyed. He should have mounted it deeper into the socket.
 

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LOL the head looks like it's covered with a fur-trimmed hood a la Sears anorak:

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Here's another blobsquatch video...
All I can say is WOW! Now that's a Bigfoot. FINALLY! In fact, that footage is so compelling that even 13 hours after your initial posting of this (soon to be named) The Wonderful News™ video, there's not been even one comment, pro or con. ******* a, there is a Bigfoot.
 
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The latest in the Todd Standing debacle is:

1) He removed the large Bigfoot face photo from the website.

2) Somebody looked at the EXIF data from the photo and found some problems. It was taken in August instead of October. TS said it was taken recently on the expedition. I don't know who was first to find the photo data, but I'm posting what River put on the BFF. The data shows PhotoShop use.

3) Creekfreak commented on the fake Bigfoot pic by simply using the rolling eyes smilie. I thought that was funny irony.


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Patterson & Gimlin completely escaped direct questioning of the film development date. Standing won't be given that benefit.
 
TS responds on YouTube...

Todd Standing said:
The picture WAS taken on that expedition. The camera i used simply has the wrong date on it. If i had the pic way back in August i would have released it.

I took over 30 pictures over the 20 minute period this animal was in that position. 6 are very good. The good ones are when his face was in direct sunlight. Direct sunlight is certainly NOT ideal for digital photography, but in my opinion i will never get better then these pics. I intend to produce at least a 20 minute segment with the live action video shots i have and more… Please be patient, i am very behind and still recovering from my injuries.
 
"Sylvanic" is a movie that will be released next month. Here is the IMDb page for it with lots of information.

Summer 2004, five teens ventured into a remote region of the Rocky Mountains known to the indigenous people as SYLVANIC, and were never heard from again. Months later one survivor, Dan Hamilton, emerged from the woods barely alive and telling an extraordinary tale. In the summer of 2005 Todd Standing set out to reenact the tragic events based on video documentation and eye-witness testimonials. In the months following the production Todd Standing set out on a campaign to bring awareness and protection to the mythic creature Bigfoot (Gigantopithecus) a possible cause behind the 2004 tragedy. The companion film was created as both documentary on this strange creature as well as chronicling Todd Standing's efforts which included a petition being read in the Canadian House Of Commons for the protection of Bigfoot on May 5, 2006.
 
Bigsploitation films:
Blaxploitation is a film genre that emerged in the United States in the early 1970s when many exploitation films were made specifically (and perhaps exclusively) for an audience of urban black people; the word itself is a portmanteau of the words "black" and "exploitation". Blaxploitation films were the first to feature soundtracks of funk and soul music. These films starred primarily black actors.[1] Variety magazine credited Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song with the invention of the blaxploitation genre. Others argue that the Hollywood-financed film Shaft is closer to being blaxploitation, and thus is more likely to have begun the genre.[2]
 
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