Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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parnassus said:
Yeah, well, we don't doubt that your story is true, but when you meet David Hasselhoff, give us a shout.
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He was at a Borders book signing with Kit, the funny thing was, Kit came in on the back of a wagon! The irony of it all was, Hasslhoff had recently fell off the wagon, and boy, was he drunk.

The signing was to promote his book: "Making Waves," he made some waves that day, I tell ya.

Either way, this sighting of a real-live Hasslehoff, complete with a knackered Kit, just goes to show that if Bigfoot was real, he'd have been signing at Borders by now.
 
The African elephant is the biggest animal on land. The bull weighs 12,000 pounds and is 11 feet tall. The cow weighs 8,000 pounds is 9 feet tall.
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it's a good thing the human (could be David Hasselhoff) has a stick. Otherwise...
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Bigfoot Anybody see one?

#4653 Yes

I've had the discovery of a life-time 12 times.

#4654 No. No.

No. Just rude.

#4656 I drove in Shoshone Cointy, Benewah County and Latah County. What
it did in Moscow is not my concern.

I am 100% positive about my sighting.

#4658 You can believe in 20ft. tall bigfoots carrying bison. I don't.

#4660 I've played pool with Mary Steenbergen 3 times. YOU take David.
 
why would that be rude?
I consider it rude to tell fantasies as if they are true. How about you? I make exceptions for the mentally ill or those who have hallucinations based on organic problems. But not for liars,drunks, substance abusers and con men. I just want to know where a person making such claims, would fit into this paradigm. Without a full battery of tests and objective history finding, I can't be charitable as far as your account. Sorry.

Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here. --Jack Nicholson (as Melvin Udall), "As Good As It Gets."
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jon larsen said:
#4656 I drove in Shoshone Cointy, Benewah County and Latah County. What it did in Moscow is not my concern.
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Moscow is in Latah County. Apparently you don't know much about Idaho.

You are also the one who said you were driving to and from Moscow:


In the Spring of 1988 I was a doctoral candidate in Educational Administration at the University of Idaho at Moscow. It was March 2 and I was returning from one of my night classes when the dream of a lifetime came true. I had said many times that if I ever saw a sasquatch, my life would be complete. I was wrong.

It had been raining every day for about a month and this day was no different. Coming back from Moscow on Hwy 95
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There isn't anywhere in that region where the probability of raining every day for 30 days in a row is even remotely realistic, and when total rainfall that month is a grand total of one inch - what you said is false by a huge order of magnitude.

Feel free to pick the weather station that supports your claim. There are plenty of them in those three counties to choose from.
 
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jon larsen said:
#4653 Yes

I've had the discovery of a life-time 12 times.

#4654 No. No.

No. Just rude.

#4656 I drove in Shoshone Cointy, Benewah County and Latah County. What
it did in Moscow is not my concern.

I am 100% positive about my sighting.

#4658 You can believe in 20ft. tall bigfoots carrying bison. I don't.

#4660 I've played pool with Mary Steenbergen 3 times. YOU take David.
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I don't want to "take" him, meeting him was bad enough, the thought of making love to the man is as crippling as the hernia that most PGF advocates would have us believe Patty is suffering from, haha.
 
However, I don't need statistics to know that a lot of these sasquatches are a whole lot taller than many folks who post
profusely on the BFFs are willing to concede. But, in all fairness, they haven't seen a sasquatch step over a barbed-wire
fence, which proved to be breastbone high on me, as if it wasn't there. This slim, white sasquatch left no hair on the
barbed wire nor did it scream in pain as it left useful body parts there. What it did leave were 24-inch long tracks. How tall
does a sasquatch have to be do these things?
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Listen Jon, you're going over the brink with these wild numbers. Stick to 8 feet tall and 15 inch tracks. Even the choir is snickering.

Next you're going to be telling us you've found giant turds the size of an elephant leg.
 
I think I'm with Jon on this one. Granted, his rainfall assertion is outlandish. But Robert Wadlow was just under nine feet, as compared with average height of 5.84 feet for American men. So just roughing this out proportionately with an average 8 foot for bigfeet results in a twelve-footer for the American Wadlow bigfoot.

By extrapolating from various country heights we can see that the biggest Netherland bigfoot is going to be nearly 13 feet whereas the best a Mayan bigfoot can do is going to be around 11 feet. The Netherlander is going to weigh in at about three thousand pounds, and consume just under 260 lbs of Dutch bread and herring a day.

What bothers me though is the lack of the little bigfeets. We should be seeing dwarf sizes of around three feet, making a distinctive "peep peep peep" for a call in contrast to the familiar Moneymaker emission. Maybe all this DNA work is going to shed some light on the apparent distributional anomaly in bigfoot vs. human.
 
ABP, I dunno...your math usually impeccable, but here I think you err by postulating a bell shaped curve with a normal distribution. I would suggest that you must assume a paranormal distribution, which yields a curve more like Shakira's bottom.

That really shakes up your numbers. In fact, that curve would result in Idaho bigfoots being the exact height and weight as Mary Steenbergen. The numbers don't lie.
 
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MST is awesome !

In other news.. Apostle me brother ! Good grief ?? 12 ? hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Holy Grail me also, okay ?
 
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When a 15 foot tall male bigfoot mates with a 13 foot tall female bigfoot, does it make a sound in the deep dark forest?
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I am at a loss for .. well. for something.. words ? It is just so romantic and well you know ?

I hope they use pine cones... sigh

Hey Jon

Talk to me, okay ? It will be okay.
 
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jon larsen said:
#4653 Yes

I've had the discovery of a life-time 12 times.

#4654 No. No.

No. Just rude.

#4656 I drove in Shoshone Cointy, Benewah County and Latah County. What
it did in Moscow is not my concern.

I am 100% positive about my sighting.

#4658 You can believe in 20ft. tall bigfoots carrying bison. I don't.

#4660 I've played pool with Mary Steenbergen 3 times. YOU take David.
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One other thing. Is Footie as blurry as he appears in his videos?

Thanks in advance.
 
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