Biden vs. the Desert Tortoise

[Puppycow]

Joe Biden earning his $230,700 salary, identifies $125 web site for an endangered species to cut; brags that "there's a new sheriff in town."

Meanwhile the war in Afghanistan costs over $2 billion per week.

Joe Biden Loves $125,000,000,000 Lost War, Mocks $125 Tortoise Website

Joe Biden versus the Desert Tortoise

 

[Ysidro]

Newsflash: Politician cuts pocket change from budget, refuses to discuss cutting military spending. More at 11!

 

[Brainster]

Thank god we didn't get an idiot like Sarah Palin as vice president!

Joe Biden is Obama's assassination insurance policy.

 

[A'isha]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Biden?

 

[Ziggurat]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise.

 

[MG1962]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Biden?

**nominated**