shemp
a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
I don't get this Michelle Obama obsession.
She's not stupid. She can see the situation as well as you can. It's pretty obvious that she's looked at the situation and decided to nope out.
I can't imagine any way to draft her against her obvious desire to avoid the job, that wouldn't be extremely uncomfortable for her and for the people doing the drafting.
How would the drafting even work? Browbeat her into embracing a "for the good of the nation!" argument she clearly doesn't agree with? Threaten her children if she doesn't take the job? Ridiculous amounts of bribery? Kidnap her and start cutting off toes until she agrees to announce her candidacy, and all the rest of it?
Party leaders should open up communications with her pronto. I wouldn't be surprised if some people haven't already broached the subject to her. Though your last suggestion sure would put some spice into the election.