Beyond Woo - "Orbs at War" Photographed

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. I've sent low-res copies of these photos off to "beans", with this covering letter:

Hi, I saw your webpage about orbs, and I thought Id ask your opinion on some orbs that appeared around my place one night a couple months ago.

Ive attached a zip of three of the photos I took. You can see, in one photo that they don't cast shadows! That proves they're extraterrestiral! Ive got the full resolution pictures, but they're pretty big. and Ive got more pictures too!

Think they'll take me seriously?
 
My god. Scarily, I don't think this is a hoax site.

It's amazing the worlds that people can create in their minds with nothing more than some random shapes. It goes to show that our imaginations are capable of some amazing things; the same brains that can put us on the moon can not only make us believe in non-existent entities but create an entire social construct for them.

Unbelievable.

Athon
 
Did you see "The Red Guy"? I wonder if they ever noticed that the red guy only ever appeared when the car's taillight was in frame?
 
What exactly are "orbs" supposed to be?

Aliens? Angels? Ghosts?
 
Did you see "The Red Guy"? I wonder if they ever noticed that the red guy only ever appeared when the car's taillight was in frame?

In my last correspondence from the "Beans," (before my email was blocked), I got this gem about "red guys":

"Red Guys (the ones we get here) are more picky. If you have some object with fine vibrations they may show up if they do not have that particular fine vibration in their collection. Have your camera ready before you put the object with fine vibrations out somewhere, call for the Red Guys and tell them you have some fine vibrations for them. They can be quite quick so keep photographing as fast as you can.

A woman told us a few years ago that she saw a Red Guy on the tv news. A hurricane was coming in and a newsman was standing outside with the wind blowing - he was bellowing out his report to be heard over the wind. The woman said she saw the Red Guy appearing and disappearing all around the newsman.

A month or so ago I was watching the news on tv and they were showing videos from all the rains and flooding in Texas. One video showed a small dark colored car moving through the flooded street and I was stunned to see a Red Guy in front of the car - looked like he was riding on the hood! In both cases the Red Guy might have been attracted by the fine vibrations of courage. "

I really have no idea what this woman is talking about.
 
Where I come from, Courage is a Red Badge. And a Badge is pretty close to a Guy.* If that's not a Q.E.D., at least it's a Q. and part of an E.
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* While the Guy is wearing the Badge, anyway. Or sitting on a sofa where it's stuck in the cushions or something like that.
 
I’ve checked my friend’s picture portfolio looking for orbs, but I’m having some trouble. He’s a professional photographer that likes to take pictures of vacant areas and old buildings with a $2,000 digital camera. I figured with a camera that fine tuned he’d be more likely to pick them up then anyone. But his pictures, for some reason, keeping developing without any bright white spots. Is he doing something wrong?
 

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