Beyond Woo - "Orbs at War" Photographed

That site has to be a joke.
I'm not believeing that for a second. Hurt and injured orbs?
 
You can see their heads and faces! There seem to be a LOT of aliens watching whats happening on Earth, even in the woods. Is it that interesting here? What sort of ratings do you think we get?
 
I've laughed myself silly over some of the narrative. I've emailed them to see if they are serious but so far no reply. :rolleyes:
 
http://www.orbsbybeans.com/beansoup.html

Look at 2, conclusive proof that dust does not form orbs!



I tried calling orbs (sprinkling flour in the air seems to attract them!)

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I got a heart shaped being, orbs with circles in them, orbs with faces, wounded orbs...

:rolleyes:

I suspect the site is fake (the description of white orbs appearing on photographs when its snowing) but its hard to tell.
 
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Well, I just got a reply from them. This is either a well executed spoof or some very tragic woos.

From the Beans:

"...Sounds like you don't photograph much - grab a camera and get out there!
The Orbs you can just call in ("Orbs, come in to get your picture taken!")... "

LOL! I'm a pro photographer!
 
These folks can't be serious. If they are, the site is now the official, single stupidest thing I've ever seen.
 
This is an attempt to sell CD-ROMS for $14.95 plus shipping. The orbs could be rain? They are the flash being reflected back by something.
 
This is an attempt to sell CD-ROMS for $14.95 plus shipping. The orbs could be rain? They are the flash being reflected back by something.

Orbs are nothing but flashback, dust, rain and as they admit, snow. The "red guys" are caused by "coma", a lens curvature error inherent in cheap digital cameras. They use a Sony Mavica FD-73, which is has very small lens with the strobe mounted very close.

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Orb brethren! Please, lay down your arms! We are a proud race, do not sink to the level of our Human playthings!

Oh, and Loretta, please, keep your top on. They aren't the photographers for Orbs gone wild.
 
Have you ever spontaneously coughed for no apparent reason? That's because you inhaled an orb, and it was trying to get back out.

Orb families are notorious for playing pranks on people. Those little orbs are crazy!

Orbs have no possessive words like 'mine', 'my' or 'ours', and neither did Native-American Indians.

Orbs are great on cereal.



Good grief, people are strange!
 
Have you ever spontaneously coughed for no apparent reason? That's because you inhaled an orb, and it was trying to get back out.

Orb families are notorious for playing pranks on people. Those little orbs are crazy!

Orbs have no possessive words like 'mine', 'my' or 'ours', and neither did Native-American Indians.

Orbs are great on cereal.



Good grief, people are strange!


I think an orb posessed by Canon 10D. I was changing lenses at the shore and now an nasty orb is stuck on the CCD. It pops up in the darnest places. I was thinking of sending it back to Canon for an overhaul, but maybe if I shout, "Orb go away! I don't want you anymore!", they will depart. Hmm, that could save me the service fee. :D

I'm still waiting for the Beans to reply to last night's email. Perhaps they are in the thick of an orb battle.
 
Well, I just got a reply from them. This is either a well executed spoof or some very tragic woos.

I tried a rather innocent e-mail to them pointing out that I was a photography major and also teach photography and that their site might lead some of my students to think orbs were alien life forms. (toungue in cheek of course!)
Got a very long reply, part of which included the following:
" You are probably right, we keep trying to say that only some Orbs are from other dimensions viewing life on Earth, because those are the ones we started with. I guess we need to write the 'SOME' in big letters!...I sort of thought that persons from other planets in our dimension would show up as persons, not Orbs, like with George Adamski......I think by dowsing and watching who shows up and what they do we might have uncovered one-half of one percent of what Orbs are all about."
"It took us several years before we were convinced that some Orbs were those of the departed....Our own experiences at cemeteries were flops- only a few Orbs up in the sky giving no indication that the belonged there!...There were several others (photos) where the face in the Orb matched the face in a photo of the person who had died."
(About another photo): "I blew the Orb up, added a bit of dark and contrast and saw a face in the Orb that was looking toward the young man" (in the photo).
"We do not have any photos that we know of that are those of the departed....The only thing we have gotten are persons who got stuck here after their body died and they were not Orbs but were in the form of ecto- scattered energy. We would call for escorts, escorts would come and the erpson would go with them......"

Geezum. Is this the kind of stuff Kramer had to deal with? Anyone else reading this thread want to try an e-mail to these people?
 
How do you make the logical jump from having a picture with orbs on it to the orbs being inter-demensional beings or whatever? What the hell links these together?

1. Take picture
2. Picture has orbs
3. ???
4. Orbs must be spirit energy
 
My favorite has got to be the "heart-shaped snow beings." :confused: I have a feeling this website will become a popular source of amusement very quickly on this forum.
 
I think I've offended the "Beans." They will no longer answer my email.

The first time I saw any of this woo in print was Ellen Crystall's Silent Invasion, published in 1990. I was shocked. How could anyone make up such tall tales about bad night photography? Her followers are still looking for "tesla globes" as she dubbed the orbs.
 

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