Bri and Joe then argue that halogen incadescents or other products fill your needs so you should be happy blah blah blah. They dance around the "ban" by taking refuge in the energy standards which were in fact designed to ban those bulbs.
Hold the phone a second there, haze.
Here are a list of false claims you have made:
The EISA contains "snarky" language. I keep asking you for examples, but you can't provide them, because I suspect you were simply misusing the word "snarky". Otherwise your claim that a law uses legalese is simply not very shocking, and can be said of virtually any large legislation.
You claim the law is a ban of incandescents even though compliant incandescents are already on the market and nothing in the law will prohibit any future incandescent light bulb technology.
You claim halogen lights were not incandescents and did not use filaments.
You claimed the law would force you to spend $1000-$2000 to remodel since you couldn't use any energy efficient bulbs because you found them inadequate (though when pressed, you have yet to provide anything like a reasonable explanation for why they aren't acceptable). You ignore the fact that nothing in the law will require you to change existing lightbulbs.
You continue to claim that floodlights will have to comply with the law even though the law specifically exempts all reflector lights.
[ETA: You also claimed that your wasting electricity has no impact on the environment because you get all of your electricity from a nuclear power plant. This ignores, of course, the fact that the generation of electricity at a nuclear plant and transmission of that electricity to your house does affect the environment AND the fact you seem to have acknowledged that you do not in fact get all your electricity from a nuclear plant.]
This is the sort of criticism you are trying to arm wave away by saying "blah blah blah".
Yes, setting energy efficiency standards for standard size, brightness, color, etc. lightbulbs was intended to ban inefficient lightbulbs (except for all the exempted categories of lightbulbs) from the market. It is still not a ban on incandescent bulbs.