Baby Jesus to get GPS

[articulett]

Should have looked closer .. Thanks for the info ..

Oh, boy ... Now I will be wasting too much time checking it out..

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/089/index.html

And you know what? I think that's just fine, and I think Jesus would think it was fine, too. God made Jesus, and God made weasels, and you don't have to be a theologian to see the relation.

I'd have missed it if not for you--it must be a sign.

And this one is always a favorite this time of year-- Jesus in a dog's arse (I'm being British again).

http://getbehindjesus.net/

 

[articulett]

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/448/index.html
(tee-- the commentary on chocolate Jesus...)

This sugary dessert version of Christ, made of more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate, is troublesome on a lot of levels. First, what's up with the dark chocolate factor? Everyone knows Jesus was white chocolate. Second, the fact that His loin cloth -- ahem! -- seems to have slipped off, leaving His chocolate-covered banana and Cadbury Creme Eggs dangling for the world to see. And, finally, where's homeboy's wig at?

 

[Skeptical Greg]

Of course it wouldn't have been complete without a reference to "Hershey Highway " ...

 

[Skeptical Greg]

O.K. Articulett, you gotta check this one out..
Put down, and/or swallow any beverage you may be drinking...

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/443/index.html

 

[danielk]

O.K. Articulett, you gotta check this one out..
Put down, and/or swallow any beverage you may be drinking...

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/443/index.html

That's just... wrong.


But funny nonetheless.

 

[articulett]

O.K. Articulett, you gotta check this one out..
Put down, and/or swallow any beverage you may be drinking...

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/443/index.html

OMG


Is that "glory hole" Jesus?

His eyes are half closed and he appears to be ushering the children inward...

I wonder how many of these little light switches they have where little altar boys might see them?

Thanks. That was a real mood brightener.

 

[articulett]

You know... it's been bugging me... that baby Jesus... he looks about 9 months old... do they ever have newborns in nativity scenes... and woldn't it be a little cold for the tyke to be so naked? I guess they needed to put the diaper on him so no one could tell if he'd been circumcised yet.

Also, when I heard the baby Jesus was replaced by a Jewish Man, I thought at first that there was a Jewish Man statue in the Manger in the baby's place.