Baby Jesus to get GPS

Lisa Simpson

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Someone stole a baby Jesus from a Florida display and after being replaced (by a Jewish man) the baby Jesus figure will be fitted with GPS.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7158698.stm

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This looks exactly like the "Jesus" I grew up learning about. Jesus is a blond haired, blue-eyed kid.
 
That gives me an idea for a new product..."Plastic Jesus Tom-Tom" for the dashboard.:D
 
Lisa Simpson said:
Someone stole a baby Jesus from a Florida display and after being replaced (by a Jewish man) the baby Jesus figure will be fitted with GPS.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7158698.stm

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This looks exactly like the "Jesus" I grew up learning about. Jesus is a blond haired, blue-eyed kid.
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It's adorable... Just like this beautiful Madonna and Child portrait painted by Adolph Hitler (really). I thought of sending it out as a holiday card, but I knew in my heart in was wrong.
 

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DoubtingStephen said:
Wow, blonde hair and blue eyes, that's historical accuracy.
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Jesus was an Aryan-- who knew?... the iconography is based on actual photos, right? What about Adam and Eve from whom all races sprang? Were they Middle Eastern Humans with a pigment deficiency too? Hmm... in arid sunny climates, darker skinned people show preferential survival... must be a miracle!

Alleluia
 
Now this is really NSFW... but tis the season, eh?

I think this has the real story of why they are putting gps devices in baby Jesus
(Louis CK) http://www.christonthecrapper.com/

If you are a Christian... do not go to this website-- it's very very blasphemous and offensive. Christmas will never be the same for you. This is worse than the website linked above.

If you are a former Christian in need of cheer during this time of year-- "seasons greetings".
 
Oh the irony ..

Santa is holding baby Jesus and weeping, because we have forgot the true meaning of Christmas ...

( not to mention the purpose of this site is to sell this stuff, and make a profit )



articulett said:
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Click to resurrect. http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/383/index.html
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Not very discriminating with their click-ads..

The current one, is for the movie " Sweeney Todd " ...


" Hey everyone ! I have a great idea for after church today ! "
 
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articulett said:
It's adorable... Just like this beautiful Madonna and Child portrait painted by Adolph Hitler (really). I thought of sending it out as a holiday card, but I knew in my heart in was wrong.
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It would have been nice if he quit the day job to be a full-time artist ....

Charlie (a starvin' artist) Monoxide
 
Diogenes said:
Oh the irony ..

Santa is holding baby Jesus and weeping, because we have forgot the true meaning of Christmas ...
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Actually the site just collect Jesus pix from viewers like you and makes cheeky comments about them... you can "reload to resurrect"-- they have a bunch of them... tacky pix of religious paraphernalia and such sent in by infidels such ourselves.

I think they have some pretty good commentary...
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/267/index.html

Here's the home page: http://www.jesusoftheweek.com
 
Should have looked closer .. Thanks for the info ..

Oh, boy ... Now I will be wasting too much time checking it out..

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/089/index.html

You may have noticed that this is not a picture of Jesus, but of a weasel. According to Tom, he didn't have a picture of Jesus. So he sent this picture of a weasel.
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