Australian forum members are all liars!

[wasapi]

http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2018...eGfnTTKuMaBkZycSggCWy3UxLPypzse0#.XNSZqvZFxOw

I feel so - lied to. Here, it turns out none of you exist, except as actors. AND, you get paid for it!

 

[carlitos]

Fun typo in the URL - http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2018/05/australia-doesnt-exit-and-people-who.html?spref=fb&fbclid=IwAR30FaOAiOCEuScua1Ep8q0F9E2eGfnTTKuMaBkZycSggCWy3UxLPypzse0#.XNSZqvZFxOw
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ETA - I'm guessing that New Zealand isn't real either, but if we move north, what about Papua / New Guinea? Indonesia? Malaysia / Singapore? Vietnam? Perhaps they could draw a line on the map where things go from real to not real. Instead of dragons, they could put koalas on the other side for artistic effect.

 

[The Atheist]

ETA - I'm guessing that New Zealand isn't real either, ...

Clearly not, since we base about 3/4 of our economy on Australia.

 

[fromdownunder]

How else do you think I can spend so much time on the Internet?


I even got to go around the USA once, being released from trhe secret North Pole Underground lair where we are made, spreading disinfo ("I'm from Orstrelia") with paid accommodation, meals and a visit to Disneyland with my fictional son who was devatted for the occasion.


Norm

 

[wasapi]

So you are all dishonest? It's just a 'thing' you have always done?

This triggers my insecurities about honesty and betrayal!

 

[Trebuchet]

They're truthful, it's just that the truth is upside down so it looks like a lie.

What I don't get is why they think South America exists. It extends further toward the rim than Australia.

 

[novaphile]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Now that I know that I'm a lie, that explains so much...

As virtual realities go, this one is pretty convincing.

 

[bknight]

The headline was all I needed to read.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Shush. I like my vat. And the shill pay.

 

[p0lka]

None of these people who believe this have relatives in australia? Or friends in australia?
never been on an international plane?

It's like they have no experience of the outside world at all.

Where the hell do they live?

 

[SpitfireIX]

Poe.

 

[p0lka]

Poe.

Is that in America?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Is that in America?

Poetown.

 

[Thermal]

Fun typo in the URL - http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2018/05/australia-doesnt-exit-and-people-who.html?spref=fb&fbclid=IwAR30FaOAiOCEuScua1Ep8q0F9E2eGfnTTKuMaBkZycSggCWy3UxLPypzse0#.XNSZqvZFxOw
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Kangaroos fix cars at night?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Kangaroos fix cars at night?

From the same website that brought you: Scientists: Earth Endangered By New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2019/04/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new.html#.XNTpEdgRU-U

 

[smartcooky]

Of course there is not such place as Australia... Kiwis have know this for years...

We call it what it is, New Zealand's West Island.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Of course there is not such place as Australia...

We call it what it is, New Zealand's West Island.

Great North Tasmania.

 

[curious cat]

Of course there is not such place as Australia... Kiwis have know this for years...

We call it what it is, New Zealand's West Island.

Right. And for some reason Australians believe Kiwis are a living proof the first settlers were intimate with sheep . I am sure it is a load of bull, but is it true if you buy an inflatable sheep in a NZ sex-shop, you get a bonus pair of rubber boots?

I am aware this joke is a kind of borderline, but taking in accounts neither of these nations actually exists I hope to get away with it .

 

[Dave Rogers]

Kangaroos fix cars at night?

That's not what it looked to me like the kangaroo was doing to the car.

Dave

 

[3point14]

I'm thinking that a significant percentage of the world's population need to be in on it.

Pretend Aussies are clearly much, much better at keeping secrets than anybody in the whole wide world, ever.