Australia

A.A.Alfie said:
Maybe just call it "A Colony"

Whilst we're finding names, how about some better state names too. Vic, Tas & Canberra are the only ones with anything half way decent.

Everything else could have been thought up by my family
We had a cat, it's name was "cat".
We got a second cat - it was called "little cat", and cat became "big cat".
When we got a third cat it was called "baby cat" and it kept that name to the day it died.

WA, SA, Qld, NT, NSW and New Zealand (I'm going to include the cousins) all need a lot of work and remind me of our cats. Credit where it's due, the septics have a much better flair for this sort of thing than us.
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NZ IS a state.

Check the Australian Constitution...
 
Marduk said:
fixed that for ya
:D
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No, seriously. According to the Australian Constitution, NZ is a state. It is just one of those things...

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The interesting bit is here:

6. "The Commonwealth" shall mean the Commonwealth of Australia as established under this Act.

"The States" shall mean such of the colonies of New South Wales, New Zealand, Queensland, Tasmania, Victoria, Western Australia, and South Australia, including the northern territory of South Australia, as for the time being are parts of the Commonwealth, and such colonies or territories as may be admitted into or established by the Commonwealth as States; and each of such parts of the Commonwealth shall be called "a State".
 
Sideroxylon said:
Don’t forget we gave the world these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1iR2Wi3u5o
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the rest of the world is still trying to forget them
this is more the sort of par we're used to from you lot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS-itkO9ia8
the lyrics show real genius, or something similar.......
:D
actually when I come to think about it, theres something really very wrong about a guy whos biggest hits are about two boys playing with each other and about committing sexual acts of bondage on marsupials. I hear he doesn't live in Oz anymore, God I hope he doesnt move anywhere near me

mind you, no matter how bad it gets over there, youve always got canada beneath you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Ar79f8aN8&feature=related
 
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Marduk said:
Actually when I come to think about it, theres something really very wrong about a guy whos biggest hits are about two boys playing with each other and about committing sexual acts of bondage on marsupials. I hear he doesn't live in Oz anymore, God I hope he doesnt move anywhere near me
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Rolf Harris lives in the village of Bray, Berkshire, approximately 28 English miles from Newbury.
 
A.A.Alfie said:
Maybe just call it "A Colony"

Whilst we're finding names, how about some better state names too. Vic, Tas & Canberra are the only ones with anything half way decent.

Everything else could have been thought up by my family
We had a cat, it's name was "cat".
We got a second cat - it was called "little cat", and cat became "big cat".
When we got a third cat it was called "baby cat" and it kept that name to the day it died.

WA, SA, Qld, NT, NSW and New Zealand (I'm going to include the cousins) all need a lot of work and remind me of our cats. Credit where it's due, the septics have a much better flair for this sort of thing than us.
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I think by the time the Europeans reached the antipodes they were just getting lazy. New Zealand got "North Island" and "South Island".
 
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gumboot said:
I think you mean the wast land. Which is, only one letter away from "wasteland". How appropriate. :boxedin:
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Right, that's it bro!

Our forces are deploying.


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ETA:


We haz a Navy too, so watch it!


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Akhenaten said:
Rolf Harris lives in the village of Bray, Berkshire, approximately 28 English miles from Newbury.
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ok, thats gotta be more than a coincedence, I'm getting out of here, whats the furthest I can get from Newbury in the next 24 hrs
:eek:
 
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