Aussie imports

[arcticpenguin]

Australia must be in bad shape, they now are resorting to importing wallabies.

 

[Zep]

Hmmm. They seem to be still alive and kicking here.

 

[arcticpenguin]

Crikey mate, I thought they would look more marsupial.

 

[Mr Manifesto]

"Bush tail possum?"

Can't those kiwis get anything right?

(It's BRUSH tail you sheep f*****s! And you can't play footy, either)

 

[Zep]

Crikey mate, I thought they would look more marsupial.

** GROAN! **

We do not, repeat NOT, wander around in kakhi shorts saying "crikey". "Mate" yes, "crikey" no. We also have electricity now.

 

[crocodile deathroll]

Camels

What next, as we are now the only country with wild Arabian camels, we will have to think about exporting them to the Saudis.
At least it would be more humane than what we are doing with our live sheep.

CDR

 

[shemp]

** GROAN! **

We do not, repeat NOT, wander around in kakhi shorts saying "crikey". "Mate" yes, "crikey" no. We also have electricity now.

Really? Crikey!

 

[Zep]

Yes, mate. YOU can say it, but we won't.