How to beat a conspiratard in an internet forum debate:
Warning: Do not use this in real life or you will be laugh at by everyone.
If you, by occasion, find some conspiratard who is making sense and you have no logical rebuttal, use this techinique. It works everytime!
1 If the Ct (short for conspiratard) quote someone really important, go to wikipedia and study the quoted individual. Find out some negative things about him and if you cannot, then, just make up your own.
2 Pretend you have studied the individual profusely. You have to get the upper hand by pretending you know the individual that is being quoted.
3 You dont need to get into the specifics of the quote, just work on the individual. Is he fat? Is he skinny. Does he live at home with his mother? What political party does he adhere to?
4 For example, if the Conspiratard quotes Rosie O'donell, just say, “oh that woman is gay. Or if he quotes Charlie Sheen, for example, just say that Charlie Sheen wears panties. Remember it does not have to be true. That should stop the conspirard on his track.
5 Above all don't make it sound like an opinion, you need to make what you are saying sound like it is a fact. This is very important!
6 Scan any mispelled words. You get a plus if you find a mispelled pronoun (a pronoun is the proper name of a city, a person, etc.).
7 Finally, if that does not work bring out the big guns. Simply call your adversary a Conspiratard. Thats right. Call him a Conspirard. If need be you can call him a conspirard twice. Once you do you should automatically win the debate. No human being can stand up to being called a conspiratard.
Good Luck and may Frodo be with you....