Brown
Penultimate Amazing
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For some reason, I'm reminded of this:
Edited to add: This speech is from the movie Caddyshack, and the speaker is Bill Murray.So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes... the grace... bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one (big hitter, the Lama--long) into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey!! Lama!!" [poking caddy with a pitchfork] "Hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know!?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.